SHARP AS A RAZOR BLADE

YOU COULD IMAGINE HIM SHOOTING YOU DEAD.

[1hko]

hold on i wanna test somwthing.

[1hko]

damn it. nevermind.

[1hko]

hold on i wanna test somwthing.

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

?

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[entryn17]

drawing is all sbout becoming good at illustrating one character at 3/4 angle and nothing else no backgrounds no props no furniture no money no job no future

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[somacruz]

Mulder fart pocket

[somacruz]

[dambiex]

feel like eating a berry? eat a berryberry

[1hko]

hi im dog i am dog im dog i am a dog woof woof woof woof bark

[detrout]

it's cause you always on that motherfucking Character

[tpwrtrmnky]

The types of behavior "too online" should intuitively refer to:

Expecting everyone to be familiar with an argument that happened between two people whose total social media following is like 4000 people, which happened in an insular niche of the internet, because you're so invested in that niche it feels like the whole internet.

Starting to say shit like "we need more representation of men who like women in media" because you've literally only been reading m/m fanfic for the last decade

Constructing all your politics not based on material conditions, but in opposition to people you've argued with online, based on what gives you the most engagement.

What people mean when they say "too online":

Awareness of real-life political phenomena, viewing those through the lens of well-established theories.

[melodies-stereo]

hello TME fandomite. in front of you is a fictional male character that many people are headcanoning as transfem. your task is to not ask "but what if they're actually transmasc" and to think about why so many people may be headcanoning this character as transfem. if you fail this task, you will be rended apart by the pound of c4 strapped to your chest. good luck

[tankie-transfeminist]

If call the transfems "transandrophobic" for their headcannon at any point, it will explode immediately.

[winged-void]

Honestly Steven universe had a pretty normal zillennial adolescence, considering he spent most of his time convincing adult women not to kill themselves

[clubcope]

[rikreverb]

[tgirlmaomao]

i may agree with your stances on the fuckability of bug-type pokemon and heavy machinery, but your analysis of the nineteen-twenties soviet economy, much like your marvelous vagina, is of minimal depth

[midnightssea]

Why do I kind of want them to. They have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.