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@1m-a-b4stard
DM me, beautiful ;)
So I found out my brother uses this so now I will as well because I’m an annoying older brother. FUCK YOU PETE. (Jk love you baby bro)
Anyway hey sweetheart I’m Ted. He/him, will get down with anyone who offers and is sexy so yeah idfk what to write
Do you consider Ted to be your best/one of your closest friends?
He can be a good friend most of the time.
Awww thank you Paul
Be patient guys he's forming a thought
Oh nevermind he lost it
Be patient guys he's forming a thought
do you kiss guys sometimes
Uh yeah I do🤨 people are people man idc what gender they are
Wish i could kiss a very specific guy...
nice
(i know who the guy is, your secret's safe with me)
YOU DO?!
Jesus Christ i better not be too obvious
Whatever... he's probably too oblivious to know anyway
You like someone, Ted?
PAUL
The fuck are you doing here
Yeah
No
Maybe
Shut up Paul
Okay, sorry.
Wait no
Shit
Why the hell are you apologising
Because I can? I don't know.
Oh
Uh
Okay
Do you like someone?
I'd rather keep that to myself.
Yes or no dude i dont need to know who it is
do you kiss guys sometimes
Uh yeah I do🤨 people are people man idc what gender they are
Wish i could kiss a very specific guy...
nice
(i know who the guy is, your secret's safe with me)
YOU DO?!
Jesus Christ i better not be too obvious
Whatever... he's probably too oblivious to know anyway
You like someone, Ted?
PAUL
The fuck are you doing here
Yeah
No
Maybe
Shut up Paul
Okay, sorry.
Wait no
Shit
Why the hell are you apologising
Because I can? I don't know.
Oh
Uh
Okay
Do you like someone?
do you kiss guys sometimes
Uh yeah I do🤨 people are people man idc what gender they are
Wish i could kiss a very specific guy...
nice
(i know who the guy is, your secret's safe with me)
YOU DO?!
Jesus Christ i better not be too obvious
Whatever... he's probably too oblivious to know anyway
yeah
You could probably tell him straight(or gay) to his face and he'd still be like
"no, no, Ted only sees me as a friend, it was just a joke"
Oh for sure
do you kiss guys sometimes
Uh yeah I do🤨 people are people man idc what gender they are
Wish i could kiss a very specific guy...
nice
(i know who the guy is, your secret's safe with me)
YOU DO?!
Jesus Christ i better not be too obvious
Whatever... he's probably too oblivious to know anyway
You like someone, Ted?
PAUL
The fuck are you doing here
Yeah
No
Maybe
Shut up Paul
Okay, sorry.
Wait no
Shit
Why the hell are you apologising
do you kiss guys sometimes
Uh yeah I do🤨 people are people man idc what gender they are
Wish i could kiss a very specific guy...
nice
(i know who the guy is, your secret's safe with me)
YOU DO?!
Jesus Christ i better not be too obvious
Whatever... he's probably too oblivious to know anyway
You like someone, Ted?
PAUL
The fuck are you doing here
Yeah
No
Maybe
Shut up Paul
Hello, Theodore.
Since I said hello to the... other version of you, I thought I should also say hello to you.
Are you doing well? Nothing too amiss with your timeline?
@webby-on-the-web
Other version...? You mean @the-ted-spankoffski-69 ? He's strange
Anyway hello person. I'm doing fine. No weird timeline junk in here!
do you regret it (you know what i mean)
I uh
I dont think i do...... hahah
Err
Yeah.. this is weird hm
do you kiss guys sometimes
Uh yeah I do🤨 people are people man idc what gender they are
Wish i could kiss a very specific guy...
nice
(i know who the guy is, your secret's safe with me)
YOU DO?!
Jesus Christ i better not be too obvious
Whatever... he's probably too oblivious to know anyway
What do you REALLY think of Ted...
Coming from totally not Ted
( @1m-a-b4stard but its anonymous )
He's a bit too into my own personal space but I've learned to manage with that, so whatever.
Am i your best friend paul
If you want to be.
I do
do you kiss guys sometimes
Uh yeah I do🤨 people are people man idc what gender they are
Wish i could kiss a very specific guy...
What do you REALLY think of Ted...
Coming from totally not Ted
( @1m-a-b4stard but its anonymous )
He's a bit too into my own personal space but I've learned to manage with that, so whatever.
Am i your best friend paul
Is Ted always crass in his language?
Sometimes, I think.
But that's just how he is sometimes I guess.
What is crass
Google it
HEY THATS RUDE WTF
Is that really how i seem to some people😒
Okay fuck you too PAUL
Is Ted always crass in his language?
Sometimes, I think.
But that's just how he is sometimes I guess.
What is crass
Google it
HEY THATS RUDE WTF
Is that really how i seem to some people😒
