houston we have a potluck on thursday

Krista, 25, Washington state. Current holder of an associates in baking and pastry from Le Cordon Bleu. Good at writing bios. [icon credit: heysawbones on Twitter]

[corrucyst]

[spacemancharisma]

wanted to share my favorite tiktok

[headspace-hotel]

this has a very Vine energy and I like it

[residentwhatever]

[Video ID:

There is a poster on a store wall that says ‘Halloween is here,’ but there is a line break separating ‘Halloween’ to ‘Hallo’ and ‘Ween.’

Man behind camera: Hallo! Ween is here!

The camera pans to another man who strums a small string instrument.

Other man: I am Ween

End ID]

[vrumblr]

What’s the description leaves out is that “Hallo! Ween is here!” Is said in a very silly, perky German accent.

[strangeracrossthestreet]

@mariyyum twitter post: Recipes that have been passed down to me by my Palestinian mother 🇵🇸, and I've had the honor of sharing them with all of you. #freepalestine

1: Cheese Manakeesh (cheese pies)

2: Homemade Hummus w/ chicken koufta

3: Msakhan (the National dish of Palestine)

4: Sfeeha (meet pies)

Follow her on: twitter instagram youtube tiktok and her own blog for more.

[fleshmonger]

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

[memesandmylife]

hey jsyk while hellofresh is dummy expensive and i wouldn’t reccomend it if you already know how to cook (if you’re a beginner like i was when i had it for 3 months, then it’s worth it), you should know that ALL OF THEIR RECIPES are free on their website and they all fuck hard

i will say that all the cooking instructions for veggies are pretty much the same (season with salt + pepper and roast on the top oven rack at 425F), but if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

that being said, it also introduced me to methods i wasn’t at all expecting. i would have never thought to use cream cheese in my meat sauce, and now all my friends are constantly asking me to make my special rigatoni.

happy cheffin! :)

[jupiterforbreakfast-deactivated]

‘can you explain this gap in your resume’ oh yeah that’s when i was sealed in the cursed cube

[himbohysterectomy]

I'm curious - where do you most closely fall on this Aphantasia scale?

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Voting ended onOct 18, 2023

[himbohysterectomy]

hey guys jsyk the results of this poll are gonna be fucking shit if you just vote and dont rb. since it has only 3 notes LOL

[fairycosmos]

me trying to be an active listener: YES no exactly right right right FOR REALLL yeah totally no literally! yeah for sure

[oneheadtoanother]

[cascadiarch]

Love the use of ‘the,’ here.

[geekhyena]

Humans' Use Of Pain-Relief Creams Proves Fatal To Felines

[flaredownapp]

Three cats died after their owners used an anti-inflammatory cream used to treat arthritis. The Food and Drug Administration warns to keep drugs away from pets; a tiny bit can be toxic.

Important for spoonies with cats! Creams with Flurbiprofen are fatal to cats. Brands that use this chemical (Not a complete list): Myoflex Traumeel Capzasin If you have cats, check your pain relieving cream for this, and keep them from ingesting it, please!

[strixus]

http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/mobileart.asp?articlekey=694

[ksuew]

Oh no! Boosting for all cat owners.

[feuervogel]

All NSAIDs are toxic to cats - this includes ibuprofen (Advil/Motrin), Aleve (naproxen), Voltaren – which also comes in a gel form – (diclofenac), Mobic (meloxicam), aspirin… If you’re unsure, ask your pharmacist or check drugs.com.

Signed, your friendly local former pharmacist

[electricgnu]

The fucking job market is abysmal

[grenade-maid]

Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

“Welcome to Soviet America, home of the McDonalds and Cocaine Cola. Long live Comrade Reagan.”

[olivia-online]

The Civil War, or as I like to call it, Late Tokugawa Period America

[melonisopod]

I know this is a joke but this helps me put a lot of historical periods into perspective.

[computationalcalculator]

"cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas"

[afieldinengland]

when i die i’m going to get a qr code engraved on my headstone and if you scan it it’ll take you directly to a livestream of my decaying body within the coffin

[afieldinengland]

i will also instruct my grandchildren to take previous recordings i made before i died of the empty coffin and occasionally intersperse them into the livestream so it looks like i periodically vanish, such as on full moons

[willowcrowned]

happy to announce that my latest bout of dreaming about tumblr induced in me the conviction that tumblr had just instituted a "pet" button that appeared below all pictures of an animal so that tumblr users could pet the animal. the most notable use of this was a post with a picture of a porcupine that had a thread of users below it saying 'ouch'

[hana-loves-bumblebees]

Every single person studying a language when they recognize the most basic word of the language in a text or a video

[reelaround-deactivated05312024]

i love this image sooooososososo much

[fieldtomatoes]

happy fall