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adhdtho

a few of my adhd symptoms and experiences as john mulaney quotes because ?? yes ??

1) RSD

2) Executive dysfunction or “I’m Going To Do This”

3) Infodumping

4) Having trouble sitting alone with nothing to do because it will make me overthink myself into a bad mood

5) Extreme impatience

6) Auditory processing issues

7) Emotional dysregulation

8) Impulsivity

9) Memory loss, misplacing things, just forgetting everything man

10) And last but not least the great experience of telling someone you have ADHD but they have no idea what the disorder really means so all they hear is:

mando-lore

Imagine, you’re in quarantine and you just want to chill a moment, so you watch John Mulaney’s stand up. And then you go on instagram to find that John Mulaney fucking SAW you WATCHING HIM.

mando-lore

I heard ya lads;

Stand-up, Edward Hopper, 2020

madeline-kahn

Dunkirk (2017) dir. Christopher Nolan || Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) dir. Ol Parker

owlmylove

#this is. HANDS DOWN. the funniest post i’ve ever seen

blankspace17

seen a lot of these with your favorites, but reblog with the CURRENT book you are reading, show you are streaming, the last movie you watched, and any game/puzzle/crafts you’re working on

#reading fun home #watching killing eve brooklyn 99 and looking for alaska #(looking for alaska is both cringey and surprisingly good)#last movie i watched was knives out #working on a sourdough starter :)

reasonandempathy

felinesassosaurus

powygon-uwu

They were trying to warn us the entire time

#we don't even have 2020 Eurovision #omg

beyoncebeytwice

if ur nose isnt stopped up and u can properly breathe through it right now…… take this time to appreciate it

disordered-dude

That adhd(?) feel when instead of reading long text like a normal human your eyes decide to skip across sentences and read whatever it wants like the uncontrollable heathens they are and you take 3000000000x longer to read something because every few words you gotta force yourself to go back to actually read the sentence in chronological order. In fact, I’m convinced the reading lever in my brain is set to “best stuff first” and if anyone knows how to turn it off that’d be great

youlovetoseeit

kbokbok

IT’S BECAUSE OSHA REGULATIONS! A SINGLE PERSON IS NOT ALLOWED TO LIFT MORE THAN FIFTY POUNDS! BAGGAGE HANDLERS ARE PEOPLE! YOU PAY MORE FOR HEAVY BAGS BECAUSE THE HANDLERS ARE SUPPOSED TO USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM TO LIFT THOSE! IF THE TOTAL WEIGHT MATTERED SO MUCH, PASSENGERS WOULD GET WEIGHED, BUT WE DONT QUESTION THAT NOW DO WE?

linguisticparadox

ok fr that is good to know!

cookingwithroxy

It’s about worker’s health and safety.

pharahsgf

when parasite said the rich can afford to be kind, when parasite said global warming is most catastrophic for those least responsible, when parasite said the rich are the ones with access to sunlight, when parasite said the efforts of the working class are invisible to their exploiters, when parasite said water only ever flows from the rich down to the poor and never in reverse, when parasite said the rich are the real parasites for leeching off of their workers' labour