No Longer a Teen, no Longer Able to Meme

Straight | White | Male | Scum | 21 | #Virgin4Lyf | University life made me stop looking at the internet and I don't know what the popular meme template has been since early 2019 | My life is an eternal reminder that we all fade into nothingness and entropy is unavoidable | MyAnimeList: myanimelist.net/profile/1R1SHMAN69 | Follow me on GitHub: github.com/IRISHMAN04

[not-exactly-teamiplier]

Amy: [trips on air]

Mark: Haha, you're so clumsy.

[later, when Amy's not around]

Mark, punching the air: Who do you think you are, who tHE FUCK DO YOU THINK-

[daily-showerthoughts]

Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants

[yourbigsisnissi]

[dreamingfairiez]

PSA

The longer you stay up the longer your FBI agent has to stay up

Think about your FBI agent and go the FUCK to bed

[incorrect-harry-potter-quotes]

Rita Skeeter: Harry, darling, how about I call sometime to interview you

Harry Potter: [visibly texting] I don't have a phone

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

[doing-talking]

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me

[1r1shman04]

Um excuse me who in their right mind says paper scissors rock? You say that shit in Australia as a kid and you get it pinked out of you. Same as alt control delete instead control alt delete

[incorrect-harry-potter-quotes]

it kills me when i see a post and it’s so so so familiar but i can’t for my life remember what the actual quote is from so thank u for the posts where u tag where the original quote is from but for the other posts i just want u to know u are rly hurting me thank u

If I don’t tag something it’s because I genuinely don’t know so please please please message me if you know the source to a quote!

[typecasto-deactivated20240207]

It’s adventure time, from the episode where they fall down the well.

[1r1shman04]

Hello Frank, the human boy

[incorrect-harry-potter-quotes]

“WHAT TEAM?!”

— Oliver Wood [to the Gryffindor Quiddich Team] (via incorrect-harry-potter-quotes)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Iceland and Greenland might be the earliest record of mass trolling by humanity.

[melonmemes]

Dmitry what did you do

[onlytwitterpics]

[pondnaravit]

[chrishallbeck]

Diary. patreon.com/chrishallbeck

[chrishallbeck]

Nice shirt! patreon.com/chrishallbeck

[refurbthecat]

Let’s look at today’s To-Do List:

Vacuum - Nope

Clean kitchen - Nuh-uh

Cook dinner - Just can’t get there

Pay bills - Can’t quite reach ‘em

Sit trapped under very affectionate cat all day - Fuck yes, I got this one

[just-shower-thoughts]

This year, Earth Day fell on a Sunday.

[memestodiefor]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Most if not all of us have a “friend” we don’t think very highly of yet we’re too polite to let them know how we really feel.

[1r1shman04]

@thegirlwhoneversleeps592 Bryce