low-key a performative male

come say hi dude!

[trans-guy-trying-to-be-skinny]

[the-vibe-is-strange-deactivated]

PLEASE

[1theemptyvoid1]

Isn't it funny when the self checkout counter asks me to rate my experience, like....dude you didn't do anything

[rylandsgrace]

#Love him

[iknowitwontwork]

REBLOG IF IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BOTHER YOU IF YOU'RE MY MUTUAL

[sockssketchingshack]

All of you. Come over here we're all having social time. Bother me.

[thememedaddy]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[koko-blueturtle]

A coconut and a platypus are now related. Because tumblr is science. Behold the word of tumblr.

[introvertsnation]

[callmeyoan-deactivated20130514]

[moonlight-sonder]

IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS WTF

[justanotheryoutuberblog]

Everyone

[lokimylord]

Every. Single. One

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin. 

On her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house, she was very nervous.

Her mother reassured her;

‘Don’t worry, Maria, Tony’s a good man. Go upstairs and he’ll take care of you.

Meanwhile, I’ll be making pasta.’

So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, 'Mama, Mama, Tony’s got a big hairy chest.’

'Don’t worry, Maria,’ says the mother, 'all good men have hairy chests..Go upstairs. He’ll take good care of you.’

So, up she went again.. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. 'Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he’s got hairy legs!’

'Don’t worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony’s a good man Go upstairs and he’ll take good care of you..’

So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes.

When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. 'Mama, Mama, Tony’s got a foot and a half!’

Her Mama said, 'Stay here and stir the pasta.

[everythingsbetterunderthestars]

I am finally posting my wolfstar and jegulus x The Holiday Christmas fic!! It’s all written out already, I’ll be updating it every day until Christmas (like an advent calendar)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Here’s the summary:

When Regulus breaks up with the boyfriend he was planning on spending his Christmas holiday with, he decides it’s time for him to get out of his Parisian flat. He finds the perfect place to run away to, a beautiful English cottage, and agrees to a home exchange with the owner, Remus, who jumps on the occasion to get as far as possible from the man he’s trying to get over. Both of them are part of the cursed of the loved ones: the unloved ones. So are Sirius, never quite clicking with anyone, and James, who’s lost all will to search for love. But perhaps they all just need to be in the right place at the right time to meet the right person…

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Or, The Holiday x Jegulus and Wolfstar

[noreamea]

tcoptp wolfstar in my head (ff by @motswolo)

I’m scared I’ll never find a work as beautiful as this au IT IS EVERYTHING TO ME

[st4rfish-12]

WOLFST4r

[triskeleaficionado]

UC or ER?

[drpathetique]

HONESTLY THOUGH

THIS IS BOTH ACCURATE AND EFFECTIVE

[whos-this-lisa-person]

Urgent Care is for your "Oh no!" accidents.

Emergency Care is for your "Oh fuck!" accidents.

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that!

[daily-spooky]

[thedankmemes]

[romaaaa-n]

**For the guys asking I found the hoodie HERE with free shipping

[victoor-io]

Finally some good shit for the boys!!!

[xtimoleon]

Excellent. Something I can wear over my body armor when going into the city. Now no one will be the wiser.

[bored-dromaeosaur]

I FUCKING NEED THAT.

[coffee-and-spite]

I NEED IT

[akotono-jorge]

Amazing hoodie 100% recommend

[furalonso]

Lmao this hoodie is a fucking need