[lesbianlandry]

[christarfield]

“he’s just a dude” and then I proceed to save almost 600 photos of him in one sitting

[grungixfungix]

Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

[quasi-normalcy]

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

[mihai-florescu]

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

[shaneausten]

some thoughts were percolating

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[depsidase]

[lucylehane]

ilya and shane bashing the new yorker -> being in the new yorker (non-paywalled link)

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[etheltempest]

every day i smash gender norms by being a woman who’s avoidant and emotionally unavailable #feminism

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[sludgebitch]

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

[cyle]

you laugh but this is how compound emoji work in the utf8 spec

[segamascott]

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[notkatniss]

they look like they run a ceramics studio like the navy

[notkatniss]

[sunnypeachyy]

yeah

[ancient-rome-au]

new frontiers in horse girl [laudatory] [source]