penis gets stolen by penis gnomes

20s

[200-penis-gnomes]

hahaha

[mrsterlingeverything]

Lets let friday get us pregnant and have a baby that lasts the whole weekend

[screamingsquamousthings]

Dash simulator when you follow a bunch of random blogs to add to the ecosystem:

mutual-1: had eggs for breakfast today

mutual-2: this post contains blocked tags

one-smeemble-figure-a-day: Smeeble with Strawberry, Happy Fun Company, 1997

fandom-mutual: does anyone ever think about blorbo’s oedipius complex

fantasy-nouveau: the most gorgeous illustration you’ve ever seen from some book published in 1903

retching-ribcages: a bunch of pictures of a sculpture collection depicting various household objects as meat

mutual-3: i hate this show i hate this show i hate all of you this place sucks

birds-are-cool: Splendid Fairywren (Malurus splendens), Native to Australia

blog-you’re-trying-to-impress: snorkum does NOT give good head hes gonna bite your shit and then start crying

fandom-polls: Who gives better head? (blorbo) (snorkum)

pretty-colors: #857ef4

mutual-4: just snorted a line

[tylostoma]

[tsalala]

A mountain lion cub feasting on a mountain goat carcass. Photographed by Stay Wild Media.

[ziawouldntwannabeya]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

he died in a wii remote recalibration accident

[hermippe-pixelart]

広島

[capacity]

I wish you can hug me and say everything’s going to be okay

Girl we are fucked

[thatdykepunkslut]

> Get into color grading

> realize every screen displays color slightly differently

> realize every camera captures color a little differently

> realize every format and image editor translates color

> realize every printer deposits ink differently

> realize every kind of paper accepts ink differently

> realize colors look completely different under different lighting conditions

> ok I'm going to do everything greyscale now

> black density changes as ink cartridge depletes and depending on viscosity after multiple prints

> "what color white are you using"

> duckduckgo least painful method of death

[ebaybumpstock]

I’m flying a few lucky followers out to where ever

[ebaybumpstock]

None of us have a choice where we end up really

[tldrgender]

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

[sebbymeister]

canine pack

[sebbymeister]

canine pack

[fagstaynight]

Sorry boss i cant come into work tomorrow the old jolly king just slapped his belly and leaned back in his chair with a big leg of lamb in his hand and loudly declared that the festivities shall last all through the night

[wayneradiotv]

Dude, I JUST realized - heaven’s worst piece of trash is our best piece of gold.

[clarigaricus]

rock study

[poison-in-my-mouth]

you killed pjackk 😭😭 unbelievable (joke)

Why are people saying this!!! I have like 3 asks telling me this and I cannot for the life of me figure out why lol

[commodityproduction]

https://www.tumblr.com/homophobla/824066035574587392/get-the-hell-out-of-here?source=shart

This was the last thing they posted before their account went down again