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[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[halimaidmf]

the hero of justice is canvassing for the dems again

[recursivewitch]

Heroes of justice always defend the status quo. This is why we need the Demon Queen's radical direct action

[caffichai]

Ho ho ho, merry 4/20!

[bestofmidi]

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I wanna hold ‘em like they do in Texas, please (Woo) Fold ‘em, let ‘em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it) LoveGame intuition, play the cards with spades to start And after he’s been hooked, I’ll play the one that’s on his heart

[zeelatunes]

[wifeswarmacademy]

[thediaryofhenry]

Give him a minute he's running a software update

[cali]

history of speech bubbles

[memorycycle]

he stole 1 penny from her hot dog cart and she chased him across the world and her hot dog cart sat there and nobody touched it out of respect

[memorycycle]

the hot dog stand was there for 100 years and nobody touched it out of respect and the rain didnt rain on it and the wind didnt blow it and time didnt decay it and 100 years later when she got her penny back the hot dog stand started coughing and the neighborhoods kids said whats wrong and it started coughing and said i dont have much time left and they said no and the hot dogs started smelling bad and the kids cried and the kids started smelling bad and the candles started smelling gioood

[cardassian-artistry]

[remiliaworld]

Never forget what Matthew Mullenweg did to Predstrogen. Never forget our sisters vanishing faster and faster, while staff jumps between denying and admitting it was them.

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[clipartghosts]

BRSHING2.BMF: An illustration of the proper angle for a toothbrush working the bottom molars. Dr. Slife has a slew of similar cards that he goes over with his child patients. How to hold the toothbrush, how to brush the teeth and not the gums, proper flossing technique. One kid in fifty pays attention. Look, Slife wants to yell, wants to grab the kid’s arm, wants to slap the kid across the face, learn this now or you’ll pay the price later. It’s a steep price, Slife wants to shout, breaking out in a cold sweat, he won’t just take your teeth, Slife wants to yell. It starts with the teeth, yes, because those are the only bones that show, but then he’ll come for more. Ribs at first because you won’t notice if one or two go missing, and then other parts, Slife wants to blubber, he’s a mess now just thinking about it. The ossicles. Phalanges. The metatarsals. He wants them all. In a perfectly crafted oaken box. Vertebrae and eye sockets.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

a lot of tintins are non sequential. but if you skip the one where he meets captain haddock and go straight to one where he already knows captain haddock... get ready to get your hair blown back

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon