. . . 🎧✨!!

♫ / / “ I'M TOO HOT - HOT DAMN ! ”

[2020swannabe2000s]

[sugary-sheep]

we need to put every animal in a big pot and boil them

[sugary-sheep]

well if tumblr user homophobia thinks I shouldn't do it!!

[2020swannabe2000s]

me when im horny and my boyfriend is unfortunately a really hot blonde twink (i am fantasizing hard, I will not hide my gooner activities, mostly because chad will put me on blast either way)

[2020swannabe2000s]

this is still me nobody at the function (library) knew i had a hard on yesterday

[spookypookies]

2000s older brother cg oh how i love you

🍕 takes you to walmart after work and buys you 98¢ candy from the bin

🎮 gives you the player two controller and plays littlebigplanet with you

💽 gives you his band Tees to sleep in

💀 fills your bottle with soda for being good all week

🍕 takes you to rent DVDs with him

🎮 blasts music in his car for you two to rock out to

💽 puts on invader zim for you while he does homework

💀 makes you ramen in a cute kid's bowl

🍕 takes you to the arcade and wins lots of tickets for you

🎮 takes you with him on hot topic or spencers runs

💽 gets you slushy for being good while on his shift

💀 as a treat he gets pizza and lets you have a monster on weekends

🍕 shares sour gummy worms with you

🎮 sits you with him when he plays guitar hero

💽 decorates your pacis while you color

💀 makes you button pins and stickers

🍕 sits you on his skateboard and pushes you slowly

🎮 watching sonic or mario show with you

💽 collects pokemon cards and plays with you

💀 shows you nyan cat and dan and phil on yt

🍕 Scooby Doo in the evenings

🎮 takes you bowling

💽 got you a domo plush

💀 while you nap he reads manga or watches anime or south park

🍕 makes paper stars with you

🎮 takes you to warped tour

💽 movie nights with pillow forts

💀 has polaroids of you and him on his wall and wallet

🍕 teaches you to make kandi

🎮 puts you on his lap while he plays DMC or resident evil

💽 paints your nails

💀 tucks you into bed and plays a DVD for you to sleep

[2020swannabe2000s]

want this

[puniper]

[roundearthsociety]

(image description 1: a youtube thumbnail showing a mourning dove, with all-caps text to the side reading "He's not sad". image description 2: a gif of people at NASA mission control cheering and clapping.)

[jellogram]

The problem with doing things to disprove your self-image is that your opinion of yourself is malleable and not beholden to the laws of logic and therefore cannot be disproven the way you can disprove anything else. I saw myself as a coward so I did a bunch of intense brave shit, thinking I would see myself as a brave person. But I don't. I see myself as a coward who did some brave shit. I'm an idiot with a degree, I'm a loser who has friends, I'm an immature baby with a career and a car and an apartment. I think you can only destroy those opinions from the root because they don't give a shit how many times you disprove them. You have to go for the brain stem.

[2020swannabe2000s]

me when im horny and my boyfriend is unfortunately a really hot blonde twink (i am fantasizing hard, I will not hide my gooner activities, mostly because chad will put me on blast either way)

[howto-nameblog]

WELCOME TO THE SHOW FOLKS I'LL BE ACTING AS YOUR MANIC HOLDER PRESENTER FOR TONIGHT

OVER THERE IS MY CO PRESENTER TROY OUR DEPRESSION HOLDER FOR TONIGHT

[2020swannabe2000s]

dont... mmention me while im sad...

[howto-nameblog]

shushh troy the third im showing you off to my followers

[2020swannabe2000s]

mnooopooo

[howto-nameblog]

WELCOME TO THE SHOW FOLKS I'LL BE ACTING AS YOUR MANIC HOLDER PRESENTER FOR TONIGHT

OVER THERE IS MY CO PRESENTER TROY OUR DEPRESSION HOLDER FOR TONIGHT

[2020swannabe2000s]

dont... mmention me while im sad...

[2020swannabe2000s]

genuinely suicidal cause like fuck now there's blood in our spit for the cough we've had since day one

[2020swannabe2000s]

nvm guys this cheered me up

[2020swannabe2000s]

genuinely suicidal cause like fuck now there's blood in our spit for the cough we've had since day one

[2020swannabe2000s]

my skin stings with a need

[2020swannabe2000s]

im sad cause i dropped my crispitycrackerjacks on the grounf

m...red and salted.... sigh

[2020swannabe2000s]

me after going over the edge and forcing myself dormant for the next 15 years

[2020swannabe2000s]

we were like so scared last night, like the entire night after we left the party we were freaking terrified humm

[2020swannabe2000s]

I got i want it that way stuck in my head

oh and a gabriella spawned into headspace so thats interesting

everyone say hi gabriella

[2020swannabe2000s]

what if i just GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BARK BBARKVATKBARKBARK GRRRRUFF GRRRR