20 something and counting

Reactions and feelings about life

[jamieleecvrtis]

My romantic rival, Bandhu. He’s tied up in the trunk. I’m doing as you said DP. I plan to gut him like a tandoori fish, then dump his carcass on Gita’s doorstep.

I did not tell him to do that! Absolutely not! It got lost in translation.

[20andsomethinggirl]

I hate it when things get lost in translation.

[20andsomethinggirl]

Donald Trump’s logic

[20andsomethinggirl]

When my mom says we can’t have pizza for dinner

[20andsomethinggirl]

When you accept an internship straight out of college ‘for experience’

[20andsomethinggirl]

When your boss says you did a great job but takes credit for what you did

[20andsomethinggirl]

When your ‘friend’ casually mentions who your crush is to other people

We all know that one Toby.

[20andsomethinggirl]

When someone asks why I’m single

Also, how is this question not illegal?

[20andsomethinggirl]

When your crush sends you  a message

I wonder what that must feel like.

[20andsomethinggirl]

When I fall in love 234 times during the day

[animatedtvfilm]

[20andsomethinggirl]

When someone asks why I should get the last slice of pizza.

[20andsomethinggirl]

What being an intern feels like

[20andsomethinggirl]

I think I just realized I apologize too much. I put papers down in front of the ventilator and they blew away with the wind, and I freaking spontaneously apologized to the paper. TO THE PAPER. 

[20andsomethinggirl]

When someone gets praised for something I’ve done

[20andsomethinggirl]

When I get stung by an insect

I guess it wasn’t radioactive after all...

[20andsomethinggirl]

The best thing about being an aspiring screenwriter is that I can watch a bunch of films and call it research.

[20andsomethinggirl]

When someone acts like they run the world

[20andsomethinggirl]

When you’re on the dancefloor and the alcohol wears off