my cabinet brain of canned thoughts

a piece of shit with internet access

[swarnpert]

guy about to invent salt: i wonder what this rock tastes like

[mimibtsghost]

BTS X ESQUIRE JUST MIGHT BE BTS’ BEST MAGAZINE PHOTOSHOOT TO DATE | GROUP PHOTOS

[rockhardgeologist]

[74mkf]

cant believe nessie is rly a 34 yr old accountant from akron, ohio

[wondersmith-and-sons]

listen, yeah, tumblr is unhinged and full of clowns but it’s unhinged in a way that has coherence. the clownery has continuity. you could reference memes from 6 years ago and people would still get it. you could make jokes from long-dead shows and someone could still understand the weird cryptic hieroglyphic language of internet culture. there’s institutional memory here. where else am i gonna get that? twitter? twitter is just 5-minute rage cycles and blue check marks with brainrot and too much hubris

[itsboundtobetragic]

What ? This is my fucking Q&A. I don’t have to play by the rules!

[kai-teaa]

[catchymemes]

[tell-the-stars-hello]

[drsloppysawbonesmd]

And the words of the prophets were written on the subway walls

[ruinedchildhood]

[bajn]

how u look at ur bank account after u reblogged the money dog and u still have $2.63

[mimibtsghost]

KPOP AGENTS?  KPOP IS A FOREIGN PROPAGANDA?? JUNGKOOK & BTS ARE BIG TIME SOCIALISTS??? 

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[judeiscariot]

I love that tumblr is called a ‘blogging’ website. I don’t know what the fuck we do on here but it most DEFINITELY is not ‘blogging.’

[owos]

^v^

[anxietyproblem]

[grawly]