Noli Me Tangere

I am Turner's inflated ego. I am Turner's unrelenting sarcasm. I am Turner's stupid life.

[wadey-wilson]

waking up in 2020 be like. gotta check what catastrophes, riots and natural disasters i have missed during my 5h sleep

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

The four you the next week

[willfosho-deactivated20210729]

[theearlofsandwich]

[fuks]

[random-jot]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[musashi]

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

[elephantsshoe-blog]

[domesticdad]

This is me all day everyday

[dankmemeuniversity]

[burnpygmalion]

why would you censor the ops name

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

women would flock to him otherwise

[deadbeatmaker]

[rhumbarat]

[necrominty]

I feel like someone in japan in the 1980s perfectly predicted the kind of thing tumblr would love in 2018

[therealjaesepticeye]

Visual representation of feeling yourself

[versacethotty]

me pitching a show to netflix: okay so queer eye but instead the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it

[that-twink-over-there]

Queere Eye for an Eye

[cwote]

cartoons can teach us so much :)

[1dietcokeinacan]

IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!

[deadpanwalking]

[tibets]

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

[tibets]

i have truly posted some things online

[karaagehime]

to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls

[actuallylorelaigilmore]

every moira line in the babysitting episode is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

[justcatposts]