langweilen

20s / ru, eng / prongsfoot toxic shipper / tw: not a multi (almost) / langweilen on AO3

[21langweilenn]

Hello! I'm langweilen

At the moment, I'm obsessed with Prongsfoot, and I'm a little bit of a multishipper, but only a little bit, almost not

I write about prongsfoot here and on AO3

Some of my fics

His little obsession

Started as a story about Sirius being obsessed with James' hair and turned into a collection of romantic drabbles about Prongsfoot during their time at Hogwarts

The Another Meeting at Hogwarts

In the universe where James and Sirius would meet later, Sirius would be the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, and James is too caring daddy for Sirius' heart to skip a beat

Lil ficlets (not all, but my favorites)

The traffic jam

One tired driver with a friendly child, one gorgeous motorcyclist, and one terrible traffic jam where they all meet

Sirius' plan

Sirius comes up with a perfect plan to set up Regulus and James, but in the process, he realises that he's in love with James himself

The Important Part

Harry is looking forward to his winter holidays, which he'll spend with his father and godfather at a ski resort

PWP (not all, but my favorites)

The Silence

Someone is trying to blackmail Sirius Black, and it's a very bad idea

The dark ritual

Prongsfoot find a coital ritual, and of course they try it

[mycupofrum]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💗

Thank you for passing this on to me! Thanks also to @lilacella and @21langweilen ❤️

Hard to pick but here are my five fics. :)

Make you feel my love

This has been in the works for a long time and I’ve loved writing this fic. Based on the 90s rom-com While You Were Sleeping. James pretends to be comatose Regulus’s fiancé but ends up falling for his handsome brother, Sirius. Prongsfoot endgame. Still a WIP but I’m getting there. :)

What happens in the showers

My comeback fic after a long hiatus from fandom. I started it +15 years ago and finished much later. :D James sees Sirius having a shower and can’t stop spying on him. Voyeurism and Prongsfoot steamy shower time.

Professor Black

I had so much fun writing this fic! James is 18 and crushing hard on his 30-something English teacher Sirius. Everything would be fine except James accidentally emails his smutty short story to his teacher. References to a student/teacher relationship. Prongsfoot age gap.

Sick

Short and angsty. If you enjoy Sirius suffering, you’ll like this one. :) He keeps coughing petals but he would never not want to love James. Prongsfoot Hanahaki AU.

Crimson and ashen

Another short and angsty fic. Lily and Sirius learn to live with the loss of James. Grief and depression. Pre-Lilypad.

[21langweilenn]

James deals with Severus' daddy issues and Sirius' mommy issues, and they deal with his ego issues while making him beg on his knees for them to touch him

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[goldenlionprince]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💗

thank you! 💖 that was surprisingly hard to pick

Unfinished Business - my very first fest story and I'm still proud of it. James' flat is haunted - by ghost Sirius. they have Sirius' murder to solve and friends to make and also fall in love along the way!

bright and beautiful - an ode to my boy Benjy. Sirius/Benjy Fenwick wartime situationship that leads to Prongsfoot

Hunting Season - vampire James and vampire hunter in training Sirius. I had so much fun with this set up

There is only one coffin - There is only one bed but it's a coffin because they are both vampires 😂 I have plans for this AU! one day I will continue! one day poor newly turned James will share his coffin with born vampire Sirius again. one day!

Fuel the pyre of your enemies - it's just over 400 words and I managed to capture exactly what I wanted to do with it. nothing says I love you like a little bit of murder

[21langweilenn]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💗

Thank you❤️

I've orphaned a lot of my fics lately, so choosing five won't be hard🤗

The Silence - I adore this story. This's a fic about why people shouldn't blackmail Sirius Black, and how James is incredibly lenient to his best friend

The dark ritual - a very emotional story for me, which I wrote in a fit of hatred for everyone who posts shit under Prongsfoot tag here. The fic about James and Sirius shagging in the blood of one of the Marauders

The Blankie - a very sweet Christmas story about the qpr Prongsfoot and little Harry

The Another Meeting at Hogwarts - story of how DADA professor Sirius Black and his student's father James Potter met. Now they're trying to figure out how to tell Harry about their romance

Curiosity is held in high esteem - I've been a little (a lot) obsessed with James/Severus/Sirius ship these days, and it all started with this story where Severus is up to no good and drinks polyjuice potion to take on Potter's appearance and he suddenly gets a kiss (and some other things) from someone he didn't expect it from

[21langweilenn]

They just wanted to help him relax after exams

Severus: What Black does can no longer be called a massage😏

James: Sure, babe, I'll help Sirius now😏

Full on ao3

[21langweilenn]

Sirius may have had pictures of naked women on his bedroom's walls, but he had a picture of James without a shirt under his pillow. It was a very old, wrinkled picture, the edges of which were curled up from moisture...

[nyxunderwood]

Imagine the horror on James’ face when he logs into tumblr for the first time and discovers people ship him with Sirius’ less attractive Death Eater brother.

[21langweilenn]

That's the truth

[21langweilenn]

Although I like jealous James, my heart is forever given to jealous and possessive Sirius and relaxed James

Sometimes it became a game for those around them called "make Potter jealous"

But James never caused a scandal (although some particularly persistent people ended up badly, the reasons are unknown to the public)

Everyone: is he not jealous at all? Does he not care about you?

Sirius *looking at everyone with the arrogant gaze*: why would he be jealous? Have you seen James? He's unbeatable

From the moment James became his, Sirius felt like a winner

From the moment Sirius became his, James felt invincible

I like the idea that James never thought anyone would leave him, he's so smug, arrogant bastard, and Sirius is like: this smug, arrogant bastard is mine!

At the same time, when I think about the older version of James, I think that growing up might have shaken his self-confidence for the first time. If he wasn't already in a relationship with Sirius at that point, I think he might have started to feel unworthy and become jealous. On the other hand, growing up might have strengthened Sirius, 'cause for him, this would be the highest flourishing of freedom

[amaiabird]

The two dorks

[21langweilenn]

While Prongsfoot are playing rock-paper-scissors, Severus is bored, cold, and reading a textbook

Full on ao3

[21langweilenn]

@dailyprongsfoot

June 2026 - day 4 - Stick

Full on ao3

- Orion, there's something wrong with our son!

The man sets aside a cup of aromatic tea and a fresh newspaper, which, was incredibly boring, but considered the most prestigious publication in the field of economics.

He looks up to see his wife, who had just burst into the living room in a stream of black silk, lace and a trail of niche perfume, something about the graves of saints and royal blood. He smiles at her stiffly, summoning all his patience.

- You've been saying this since you started craving chocolate-covered champignons during pregnancy, - he tries to joke, but Walburga isn't in the mood for jokes. She puts her hands on her hips and looks at him as if he is guilty of all the sins, or rather that their son has messed up again.

If Orion had been a little more courageous, he'd have told Walburga that Sirius was her exact copy. She was just as crazy when she was a kid.

- What did our heir do again? - he sighs wearily.

- Your son is a disgrace to our family!

Or the story about the everyday life of the parents of the brilliant and willful Sirius Black

[liptonik-art]

I am returning to you with a new post: James Potter in the Kikoriki

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Вернулась к вам с новым постом: Джеймс Поттер в Смешариках

[21langweilenn]

Оленяш🤩

[21langweilenn]

@dailyprongsfoot

June 2026 - day 3 - Used

On ao3 (tw: major character death)

Everything about James Potter was unfamiliar to Sirius.

His bright smile, his messy hair, his poorly tied tie, the smudge of fingerprints on the glass of his glasses.

Sirius had never known such loud laughter, such warm hugs.

He had never known many of the words that made his heart skip a beat.

It was unusual for him to receive so much attention and praise. At first, the admiring gaze frightened him.

Sirius didn't know that punishments could be so pleasurable when James was around.

He wasn't used to the idea that pain could be drowned in pleasure until James showed him it behind the tightly closed curtains of his bed.

He didn't know any of this before he met James Potter. But James introduced him to it all.

And by the time he was used to it, he had lost it again.

[bluecookiesbutterbeer]

They're so gorgeous I love them with all my soul 🥺

Most valid ship to ever sail gang you can fight me on this

[21langweilenn]

Sev: so many rare ingredients!

Si: wow!

J: I told you he'd like dad's lab

Sirius and James spent a long time thinking about where to take Severus on a date