New Orleans Native

The great, wonderful, lovely, and let's not forget godlike blog of yours truly... Random post, random things, full on blog. #whatisyoudoing

[jayaavanii]

[phuckindope]

♡.

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *withdrawing money from the atm*

Girl Scouts posted up across the ATM: Wassup playa!!!

Me: OH SHIT!!!

[1stclassdon]

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

[naturalnappyblonde]

“Not real . I’m alive.”

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[21stcentuarytheehova]

So thank my insecurities

[saltwatermarsh]

Funniest post on the internet right now

[21stcentuarytheehova]

Day 1, March 27, 2017

You lost No matter what the scenario plays out. You single handily broke down what was a perfect addition to your life. Brothers saying it maybe not me Worse. Your Lover saying maybe it's not meant. Even worse. To many attempt for worries and apologize, late nights wondering if he really where he says Going days away missing the signs. Going nights not hearing the cries. Now look at me now, hurt from something I just noticed. I promise I'm yours. I'm promise I'm the package. Not opened or damage. Worse. I brought more baggage along with myself. I never dropped it back off. I never sent it back and now I'm backwards. Going against the time. Fighting the present trying to a grab ahold to the past. While battling my thoughts of the future. These walks and talks only matter. In reality the only thing that matters is the show along with the sentence. I lost, I defeated myself. I went to battle and defeated myself... I hurt the one thing that mattered.... and defeated myself, I lost her because I didn't find myself...

[amoisthobo]

[backstageleft-deactivated202009]

Okay so @q2qcomics and I are currently apartment hunting for the fall and I just stumbled upon the weirdest apartment ever. 

Like at first, wow this looks nice:

How can it be only $650/mo?? Something’s gotta be wrong with it.

… And then you find the floorplan:

Like… WTF is this place? And you realize it’s on bottom of three “apartment units” (Clearly this was meant to be one big place). 

This is your enterance:

Have fun living in the maintenance hallway under the rich folks. 

It comes with such stunning features as:

Creepy ass long murder hallways.

A room with many doors (all closets).

A bathroom that’s clearly just meant for storage.

And whatever this thing is in your kitchen.

I hope you like wine, A LOT.

[captainlordauditor]

this. this is a video game apartment. be wary of lurking assassins. any stray chests probably contain loose gold or weapons

[tombstonettromboners]

honestly I’d totally live in this amateur counter strike mapper’s first map

[shrimppunk-deactivated20170902]

I don’t give a shit that the bathroom is in another timezone its cheaper than anything around here

[metalgirlysolid]

This is literally the first level of Hitman 2

[conquerorwurm]

What the fuck

[mousethe]

what does it all mean

[wetorturedsomefolks]

is it still available

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Was this place built by fuckin H.H Holmes or something

[eliza-la-estrella-deactivated20]

@a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy

is this your house??

[c3rvida3]

How dare you!!! I’m a lives-in-the-forest-and-eats-lost-kids goblin, not a builds-an-elaborate-dungeon-and-steals-kids goblin!

[nya-kin]

[21stcentuarytheehova]

this is why i come back to tumblr😂

[villainloveshero]

[nah-im-broke]

HELL OF A TUNE!

[itssammray]

I love this sooooo much!!!

[clarknokent]

Beautiful

[hman]

[21stcentuarytheehova]

once my laptop gets fixed, i'm dropping some spoken words from the mental

[21stcentuarytheehova]

lies and matrimony

[mungabless]

[amey-winehouse]

If I don’t Reblog this the first of every month, assume I’m dead.

[death-digest]