It's not ideal

[3000s]

[butchtoks]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[beesmygod]

i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"

[wonderhecko]

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

[beesmygod]

this is next level

[wonderhecko]

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.

[kosmogrl]

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[squeakitties]

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

[giant-isopod-overlord]

💵🫲}([[[[[)

[squeakitties]

I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

[lakevida]

we are all doomed so what’s the point in continuing on

for starters youre supposed to make posts about it not send me anonymous correspondence youre not harnessing the blogging energies properly

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[mashpotatoe]

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

[soup-mother]

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

[virtualgirladvance]

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

[estro-boi]

DETECTIVE (holding a dead canary): we found his calling card, chief. looks like your mystery man struck again

ME: it's impossible... we had 15 men guarding this mineshaft entrance and nobody saw a thing... how...

[steelydanyaoi]

whats the fuckwhat makes this guy so fucking special

[toadfan420]

too bad + L + blue yoshi

[cheddar-baby]

Peeing

[cryptotheism]

Again with this

[cheddar-baby]

are you mad at me?

[cryptotheism]

Knock it off

[cheddar-baby]

[cryptotheism]

Huh, must've been the wind.

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.