It's not ideal

[loverbvtch]

i wish they had grindr for women. i wanna get fucked in the woods too what the hell man

[sobcat]

there's always something you have to pay for

[official-keyes]

this happens to her because she behaves badly

[imverylucky]

playa one and playa two...what you gonna do

[timheckerfan26]

I think I'm going to select thi

[bunniope]

i skink therefore i scram...!

[bunniope]

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[themoonandmyman]

Guys. Come on now. I don’t want to make things too serious but here’s something you really have to remember:

[themoonandmyman]

In light of everything, I thought I’d reblog.

[sealdev]

mom said homework. i run away

[3000s]

"men hate seeing doctors" can't be true like i don't think it's a uniquely male experience to hate going to the doctor but also i have no room to speak because i will cancel important doctor's appointments just because i don't feel like going

[eviethekiwi]

everyone hates going to doctors men just think they're special

[3000s]

real

[pjackk]

Seriously i do not want to suck that pussy right now 🛑 stop bothering me

[bippus]

[not100bees]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[squonkcity]

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[riverlarking]

how it feels to become too feminist for things you were previously fine with

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*