girl

now here

[jessicamaccormackrmack]

[cristinadaura]

Ocular rosacea.

[transgambit]

what is the truth

[comedyke-deactivated20171209]

they’re married you asshole

[transgambit]

u right, my bad

[h0odierich-deactivated20170708]

[what-ever-what-ever-what-ever]

thats their lesbian daughter

[proudninjawombat]

Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter

[colorel11]

[kissedbythevoid]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

once i get sexy im done with this funny shit no more jokes no more personality just sexy

[kittyb4e]

[catchymemes]

Slightly uncomfortable dump

[ayusaurus]

OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of “slightly uncomfortable” because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers

[totallynotfabianschwartz]

The truest cursed post

[222aura]

Be like water

[softwaring]

[books-n-quotes]

“Now he understood. This was death. Death was a silence that gave back no answer.”

— Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings, The Yearling

[movedbutstillrealnoun]

[webhex]

[bootyunit]

when i saw this i couldn’t believe it didn’t have music

[danthesantana]

I hope to one day exude as much raw energy as this man does.

[wearepeasant]

the god of chaos

[kuroshikat]

What color is his shirt

[supacutiepie]

I LOOKED HIM UP AND YA’LL DONT UNDERSTAND

He is a  fucking bull riding stripper….

[klubbhead]

A WHAT

[psys-nsfw-corner]

*in the distance*

That’s what I like about Texas

[ampervadasz]

[ampervadasz]

[lapis-of-lazuli]

Drinking out of Cups

A bit of backstory - Apparently, a couple friends got together and all decided to drop some acid, and next thing you know one went into a closet and started talking to himself and they recorded it.

Then they decided to animate it with a gecko.

* Remember, the guy talking is alone in a closet. He’s not actually talking to anyone. That makes it even funnier, in my opinion.