this is real

separate account so I can hide from the bitches.

[2315439080]

cosmothefairy:

give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe

[glitterweave]

when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head

[fineapplepizza]

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

[emoij-deactivated20140528]

when your friend has a really shitty opinion 

[safaribrowser]

When your significant other chooses a bee over you

[bunney]

my milkshakes are safe for now

[bunney]

my milkshakes

[ignwhore]

*teacher hands you test* “sorry I’m not interested”

[2315439080]

okay you're being an asshole right now

[nippled]

*trips and falls to the ground* parkour

[illkim]

When you do a group presentation but don’t know what’s going on

[pianister-deactivated20131210]

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

[tylerchokely-deactivated2014081]

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

[cyberspatial]

ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

[therealhamster]

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

[baara]

full movies on youtube

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

"Click The Link In The Description To Watch This Movie For Free!!"

[hvlloween]

[oomshi]

i need a paid break from life

[stability]

some strangers have made me feel more with one look than people I’ve known for years ever will