cats r fuckin great

im charley and i love cats

[shamebats]

"divine feminine" "divine masculine"

wrong. Divine.

[punkitt-is-here]

adhd moment

[childweanedonpoison]

mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

[lvciferofficial-deactivated2021]

Life must be rough for you

[childweanedonpoison]

life is rough for everyone kimberly

[childweanedonpoison]

did you think they forgot to teach her about plagiarism at the miami school of law?

[childweanedonpoison]

I MESSAGED HER ON INSTAGRAM AND SHE BLOCKED ME LMFAOOOO

[childweanedonpoison]

stop lmfaoo

[armadillorollup]

biology of a stapler

[armadillorollup]

some more speculative staplings

[bebs-art-gallery]

Wounds of the Earth

— by xis.lanyx

[pnfc]

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing

Back when God was still listening

[gaybichon]

my middle aged client going off about kids these days and how they have such a different childhood and back in the day kids used to have real experiences like how she and her girl friends used to practice kissing on each other and now kids just sit in the same room in silence on their damn phones. hey ma'am run that back real quick

[letmesleeponu4sumtime]

Incredible..

[optimisticabomination]

You can't be talking like that, statics homework

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[adz]

you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

this text i got from my mom a few hours ago is so hysterical she doesnt even use peacock she literally went on it for the first time and Dickbreath the Mysterious awaited her with an outstretched finger

[brucebocchi]

[adamtotscomix]

Dinner's ready :)

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

When I'm a pastor and I open my eyes and the rapture happened when I was giving my sermon

[publiusvirgiliamaro]

new contender for best community note of all time