23 Weeks in London

Diary of a 22 year old student doing an IT internship in London

[kisskissfuckshitup]

sometimes there’s an ad on my dash and I don’t even realize it cuz yall shitpost so much that I can see a highly detailed graphic of rheumatoid arthritis and I just assume it’s the New Meme™

[yokhakidfiasco-deactivated20210]

Financial security is when you forget it’s payday.

[owarim]

[ambris]

Please, never let this meme die.

[silkirose]

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

[wizardshark]

What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us

[brolinjosh]

#mood

[lenarise-deactivated20191107]

by the way the funniest thing ive read all week is this post on reddit i think where somebody asked for the pros and cons of different stem majors and so this one girl responded and she said she was a software engineer i believe and then she said “ok pro #1. i never have to wait in line for the bathroom ever again. there are more female restrooms in this building than there are women”

[codewitch]

pro #2: growing up i was surrounded by so many saras. just. saras everywhere. which sara do you want? but now, as a software engineer, I am the only sara. the eleven marks weep in jealousy. 

[lenarise-deactivated20191107]

the marks smdjdjdjdjd YEAH when i took my first compsci class the lab section had twice as many nicks than there were women

[geardrops]

someone was complaining to me about how there are too many ryans on the team, and i said “you wanna know how to fix that? hire more women” and the only other woman sitting nearby spat out her coffee

[comradesaucegay]

warning: it’s almost may, and you all know what that means

[kreuzaderny]

[gahdamnpunk]

WHO EVEN DOES THIS

[pansyp-nk]

If I see this I’m shitting on that car myself

[queerstatic]

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

[eatsleepcrap]

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

[queerstatic]

[eatsleepcrap]

the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’

[queerstatic]

[eatsleepcrap]

in medieval england so many cats were given the name ‘gilbert’ that the word ‘gyb’ came to mean ‘pet cat’

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

“people” with instagram ready rooms arent human

[heortewyrm-deactivated20180606]

what is this

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

people who decorate their living space solely based on how instagrammable it is. minimalism, fairy lights, some lame Breathe. Beautiful. wall decal, a single succulent on the nightstand. impeccably clean and empty, occupied by someone who’s personality is also empty

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

you can just say rich people

[8-bitstories-deactivated2020062]

[captainnickii]

[jaidefinichongg]

[jodiefoster]

you: i love you More me, pulling out a flip chart: that’s cute but actually i love you more. as you can see, the statistics clearly show-

[bunlly]

my specialty: the accidental 12-hour nap in broad daylight

[770rd]

[tamper]