Alright, Dave?

My Only fools and horses sideblog for everything OFAH

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Oh yeah I love that show about an older brother who raised his younger brother only to have his heart broken when the lanky, ingenuous younger brother who is more academic wants to leave the seedy family business to pursue higher education... what the fuck is supernatural?

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This came across my YouTube feed and I couldn't contain the little scream I let out because WOW Roger had a beautiful smile

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The SWAG

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Del's reaction is everything

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This iconic moment of Del imitating Rodney

@citrus-selfships it's your guy☺️

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"This time next year, we'll be millionaires..."

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Boycie and Del in S6 E6 'Little problems'

@cosimostern

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Trigger from 'Only fools and horses' S6 E6 'Little problems'

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Little Trigger moments I think about a lot in 'Yuppy love'

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Trigger in 'Yuppy love' just hits different 💕

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The SWAG

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Spoiler alert: tomorrow arrived😫

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More gifs of Trigger in S3 E5 'May the force be with you'

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Trigger in 'Only fools and horses' S3 E5 'May the force be with you'

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Boycie in 'Only fools and horses' S3 E5 'May the force be with you'

@cosimostern look, it's your man

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Trigger trying to warn Rodney in S3 E5 'May the force be with you'

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"There goes the space man, the space man!!"

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Intimacy headcanons for Boycie

Boycie x fem!reader

@cosimostern TA-DA! Here you are, bro!

Fluff

Warnings: Suggestive language

First things first, this man right here is a softy behind closed doors

You cannot convince me otherwise

He saves his sweet and tender side for you and you only

When it's just you and him, alone on the couch in your living room or if you two are laying in bed

He's the sweetest and most lovely he's ever been in front of well...anyone...ever

With his arm around you when sitting together on your shared couch

Hand resting either on your shoulder or waist

The other hand holding his trademark cigar to his mouth

You two will either be watching the telly or listening to music, reading ect.

If you happen to drape your legs over his lap when you both are resting on the couch?

Gah! He just adores that

He won't hide it either, he'll have his usual smug little smile on his face as he rests a hand on your thigh

If there's one thing he'd love even more is if you rested your head on his chest during these relaxing times

Every now and then he'd place a kiss on top of your head

If you two are listening to music he'll eventually start humming along to the song

Especially if it's a slow song

You'd feel him lightly tap his finger along to the beat on your shoulder/thigh/waist

However if you were to bring it up he might stop out of s l i g h t embarrassment

This is Boycie we're talking about after all

This dude would LOVE cuddling in bed

Even if it doesn't end with some sexytime *wink wink*

He'd still enjoy the closeness of it

To be close to you and to unwind after a long, stressful day

Especially if Del boy had caused him some much uneeded stress

When he's holding you the stress just melts away

You can feel his muscles relax and you notice his jaw unclench

He'd never EVER admit it but every once in a while Herman Aubrey Boyce likes to be the little spoon

I'm pretty sure he'd rather die than have any other person than you know of this fact

He's actually a fan of hand holding

And you holding onto his arm

Especially if you two are in public

Because dude is proud to have someone like you on his arm <3

Adores taking a nap with you when you both share a day off

LOVES resting his face in the crook of your neck

Will give you a small kiss there too

Speaking of kisses, dude will greet you with a kiss to your knuckles

And do the same when you two part ways for the day, making sure to meet your eyes during this gesture

When you two are having a serious conversation he'll definitely be someone who'll place a hooked finger under your chin and gently turn your head to meet his gaze with a soft "hey, darling, look at me"

He'll also softly brush your hair behind your ear

And place a tender kiss onto your temple

Depending on what you'd need to hear in that moment

I think he'd know exactly what you'd need to hear tho

Especially if you two have been together for a while

He knows you'd be willing to offer him the same level of comfort and care when he's in need of it as well

All around he adores being intimate in every sense of the word with you <3