Aaaaaaaaa

a well staring at the sky ______________________________________

[2400lux]

rich, white, straight men > you need to calm down

[2400lux]

elon musk, in 2025: *ready to board spaceship

me: *gives him flowers*

elon musk: tha—

me: no, they're for her

me: *looks up, vaguely in the direction of mars*

[2400lux]

Step 7: Make a decision you won't commit to

[2400lux]

Loki, impersonating Steve Rogers: Hey, wanna have a rousing discussion about truth? Honor? Patriotism? God bless Ameri-

Thor: *literally just throws Loki into a wall*

Me, an American: Wait no, let him finish

[2400lux]

Loki: why do we always have to do get help

Thor: brother, in this world it is yeet or be yeeted

[2400lux]

"I am the bad guy! I can't believe you fell for that! You're such an idiot!"

— Crowley, probably, as he double-crosses pretty much any given character

[2400lux]

"I am the bad guy! I can't believe you fell for that! You're such an idiot!"

— Arthur Ketch, probably, upon faking his death

[2400lux]

Dean: I've got this completely under control.

Sam: Really? Is that why everything's on fire?

[2400lux]

"I've been on your side the entire time! What do you want from me, a secret brotherhood handshake?"

— Crowley, probably

[mishasaurus]

I mean… he is scarily tall.

[timetraveldean]

(x)

[2400lux]

"Hello, boys, I'm Crowley from Hell, and you're watching Supernatural."

[2400lux]

"If confusion is an assett, then I am your man."

— me, probably

[2400lux]

Castiel: I want you to know that this alliance is purely temporary. I still hate you, and always will.

Crowley: Oh, likewise.

[2400lux]

Them: You cannot sit around in your pajamas watching television your whole life.

Me: Yeah, I can. See, this show—

[2400lux]

"You know, in New York, a gesture of fresh bagels means something!"

— Crowley, probably

[2400lux]

"You aided the humans just to spite me. You're not a demon, you're a jerk."

— Lucifer, probably, to Crowley