I'm not a cheesecake, baby

I'm afraid I have become quite ridiculous

[mjfass]

[aggrothecat]

when you finally talk shit out with your psychosexual wrestling rivalmance situationship and they appear before you like a religious vision in your darkest hour to give you the inner strength necessary to win the big one

[userhangmanpage]

AEW Men's World Champion Hangman Adam Page + behind the scenes clips

[allelitewrestlings]

hangman and swerve + dumbass 2023 → 2024 → 2025

[starryinspace]

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE (1996) dir. Brian De Palma | for @tvheit

[the-soupytwist]

From this:

To this:

[boyleblr]

SAY NOTHING (2024) 1x05 Evil Little Maniacs

[aeolianblues]

They’re sooo insane for posting this but also are the funniest people on the planet

[spiribia]

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

[ferrettoy]

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

[m0thmancore]

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

[ferrettoy]

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(getting los angeles and louisiana mixed up after cursory google) LA baby. the stars are out. you got shrimps in da bayou. (thinking about the sopranos) bada bing bada boom

[mazzy-rockstar]

[rivertigo]

things ever get so bad you turn to folk music

[mazzy-rockstar]

Listening to Iron Sky by Paolo Nutini

[bgm05]

Good omens looks like this to me

[246ord1]

and I’ll pray to the angels and beg them to hear me

that despite how I’d like it, that you won’t come near me

[stewykablooey]

[successionsunday]

november vibe