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01libra

Queen’s Lane, Oxford

#Home #UK #:)#q #Oxford

emmaharwoods

AYO EDEBIRI by Jaša Müller for Paper Magazine — April 2026

#Phenomenal shoot. So so good #q #Ayo Edebiri

cannibalcaprine

i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

tgirl-subway-the-dark-ages

crying at this. the curb is brutalist. the sidewalk is brutalist. house made of concrete bricks is brutalist. lmao??

cue-jay

#Prev omg pleeeaaase it would be so funny #Extremely Tumblr experience is someone telling you to shut up while passionately defending a thing that they blatantly know nothing about #q

godblessthesickos

World historical loser

drwiltz-official

#He has literally no idea how he sounds lmao #Elon Musk #Can't believe I'm giving points to somebody who works for OpenAI but she has a point #Omg wait no I googled it she's the judge YAAAAAYYYYY OpenAI you can suck my dick forever

tacaleo

AMADEUS 1984, dir. Miloš Forman

#RPF is a great and noble pursuit in general and Nobody has ever done it quite like Peter Shaffer #Eight Oscars five Tonys and incalculable psychological damage to me specifically. What a man #q #Amadeus

teddypng

Joan Baez performing with The Charles River Valley Boys at Big Sur Folk Festival, 1968. Photographed by Joe Sia.

#Joan Baez #q

jeanclaudejaquettie

loidhne

Charles Ray - Plank Piece - 1973

#Last week of term

silima

what a fucking relief to be the one kid in this family without a blue name

#Not a murderer not a murder victim not the inspiration for a psychological complex. Wahoo #q

pitchburgh

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

pitchburgh

you should also be able to do this to job listings

#School librarian job that paid £22k and ALSO they fucked up the listing and accidentally revealed it was their second hiring in eight months #Thanks guys but I simply don't think you deserve me. I mean you don't deserve anyone for that money but you definitely don't deserve me

roxyandelsewhere

this could change romance metaphors forever

#Yet another W for fans of cannibalism as metaphor. All we do is win #q

54625

flicking back through my procreate library what the fuck was this

pillowspace

Things to look for in this:

Fish

Eyes

Body

#q #Art

gothsbian

i love it when women play bass every band get a female bassist right now

#Do you have a moment to talk about America's local band Cheekface #q

tetitasdelimon

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

#Shaun of the Dead #q

royalarmyofoz

Cherry Jones as Kelly Kilpatrick HACKS 5.07

#I looove Cherry Jones #She was so good in Succession too #q #Hacks

glumshoe

Years ago I saw a Lord of the Rings display at Barnes and Noble that included a Hallmark-style greeting card with Frodo on the front and inside text that read: “We set out to save the Shire, Sam. And it has been saved. But not for me.”

And I have been thinking about that card ever since, desperately wishing I had bought it, and wondering what the fuck kind of occasion would warrant a card featuring that sentiment.

queerfarmgremlin

weirdly enough, i have actually been the recipient of that exact card. it was a birthday card from someone who knew i loved lotr but didn’t really know much about the actual movie, but i feel like she should’ve been clued into the ‘wtf’ vibe from the incredibly agonized face frodo is making on the front of the card.

glumshoe

If you still have that card… I would do anything to see a photo of it. You can cover up the personalized message, but I really, really, really want to see proof that this card existed and was not the product of my overactive imagination.

queerfarmgremlin

@glumshoe I FOUND IT!!

I’d forgotten just how close to death Frodo looks on the front, not to mention Sam’s agonized face and the very odd stylistic choice of including the Ring instruction and the Eye of Sauron in the background. who the hell is the target audience for this?

glumshoe

Fuck!!!! It’s so much better than I remembered!

elodieunderglass

What sentiment is this supposed to CONVEY

#Card you get for somebody who has stayed at their job longer than their enemious coworker maybe?#It's not exactly that. It's like when you have a friend who has a friend with a partner they hate and they break up #And your friend is finally going to be able to be honest with their friend about how much their partner sucked #Is this too niche. Has anybody else been this much of a bystander to this situation #q

steveyockey

aftercare but for your job

#it’s called going to the pub #Prev sooooo true #Work then choir then pub is an ELITE way for a day to go it is unmatched #q

seraphtrevs

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.