johnny

jack of a bunch of trades, master of maybe one

[29yearsintheblender]

it’s just me and my 496 niche ships against the world

[29yearsintheblender]

yeah i’m not finishing this within the century

[29yearsintheblender]

“stop treating the hive as a backup for when dbd closes!!” it’s frying me how people nearing adulthood have this little sense. there’s a lot of overlap between hivians and dbders (which stemmed from everyone migrating after the gwdfi closure). these are two of the most active chat studios on the site. you cannot genuinely sit there and act surprised when one closes, people move to talk elsewhere. when gwdfi would close, people would go to the hive & nobody fussed about it. as someone who used to be highly active on gaehive & gwdfi, for around 2 years if my memory serves me correctly, and when one closed, the other would spike in activity. get off your fucking high horse. this isn’t new.

[29yearsintheblender]

some sketches i liked

the america one is pretty old i think. circa april probably

don’t mind that i drew sealand’s flag wrong please

[29yearsintheblender]

she is very dear to me

[29yearsintheblender]

based on true events

[29yearsintheblender]

mourning the loss of his big nose. it will be missed

[ariesrin]

Alternatives to 'said'

When character is angry:

Snapped

Spat

Snarled

Hissed

Barked

...or sad:

Choked

Mumbled

Managed

Croaked

Murmured

...or if they're feeling nervous:

Stammered

Babbled

Rambled

Muttered

Squeaked

...and even when flirting:

Coaxed

Purred

Teased

Hummed

Crooned

[29yearsintheblender]

austria doodle to get myself used to magma

[29yearsintheblender]

this has genuinely been the world cup final of all time because argentina didn’t even attempt a goal. 0 - 0 until 106 minutes in. the team that cheated their way to finals got six cards. how do you fuck up this hilariously.

[pukicho]

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

[brbarou]

croatian miku!! 🇭🇷

[writingdose]

writers, instead of asking ai for help, you can always use your childhood trauma and repressed issues to help you with that fic

[29yearsintheblender]

i think it’s really funny that california is known for the beaches & los angeles & san fransisco and maybe the mountains sometimes when there’s also just. a ton of buttfuck nowhere towns in the central valley

[29yearsintheblender]

every day i don one of my stupid green jackets and dance with a beautiful woman named heat stroke

[29yearsintheblender]

north america brothers because i got bored

[theloverislost]

as we are rapidly approaching pride month, here’s an obligatory reminder!

AROMANTIC PEOPLE

ASEXUAL PEOPLE

AND AROACE PEOPLE

ALL BELONG IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY

I WILL REMOVE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE