2amSpadoinks

A collection of my random thoughts for you to enjoy or hate

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Call me homosexual the way I fuck with homo erectus

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Got a paper cut this morning. Hope this won't affect my shift at the lemon juice and salt factory.

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What do conjoined twins wear?

Secondhead clothes

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Eating cereal with a rice cooker spoon

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Eating cereal from a miso soup bowl

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Right in front of my Crunchy Wrap Supreme??

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Smell my mom

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If you swapped bodies with someone, would you use their toothbrush?

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What if someone kept a jar of eye boogers that they would occasionally use to spice up the food of unknowing guests