2bookworm

Unrequited shipper

[mattys-marbles]

Promo's for NTBTS & NTBTSTM on Hulu !!

[montereybayaquarium]

The Kelp Forest exhibit is an 80’s icon—check out all the photosynthesizers!

[my-name-is-siduri]

Monterey Bay Aquarium knows what’s up…..

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

Me: Tom Cruise I picked up more plain steamed fish for you to eat for every meal because of your pathologies

Tom Cruise: thank you so much. By the way I feel that we have been through enough together - you doing a Misery on me and breaking both my legs, etc - that you can just call me Tom

Me: Thank you for saying that Tom Cruise

[targetedknowledge]

[raven-matrices]

Absolute gold in the replies

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[dwinkus]

peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!

me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine

peasant visionary: #MyGrain

[guacamoleravioli]

oh also they put mickey's dick smasher into deltarune

[iamthemaestro]

people have said it before but if you read a lot of historical literature you do begin to just sort of think in that style of language. I’ll put down the 18th century journal I’m reading and have to resist the urge to send academic emails with every Noun capitalized and punctuated only by the profuse Usage of the Em-Dash — it is a deceptively challenging Instinct to resist, & worse is that Instinct when spelling certain Words to utilize what would, some Centuries prior, be an appropriate Spelling, excepting that my Correspondence occurs in the Twenty-First Century, where Men are inflexible and uncreative in their Methods, & this Propensity of mine would appear only foolish & incorrect, instead of suggesting what it in actuality reflects, which is that I am simply an Incorrigible Nerd — O! the Woes of modern Sociability! Why should I be compelled to conform to these d——d modern Conventions! Is it not enough to be unabashedly and impudently Autistic?

[lensinski]

Favorite Dad Joke?

[mattys-marbles]

matt johnson told me that joke

[everydaylouie]

cat game

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[chudpiss]

[jaymccarroll]

the mystery of where these photos came from has finally been answered by matt !!!

[2bookworm]

Saw Chuck Tingle in Atlanta last night! It was fantastic!

[saltseashark]

how to use miscommunication to resolve survivors guilt??? (conceived of with @kiwowiwo )