Four Opossums In A Trenchcoat

Lesbian, she/her, 23 Feel free to ask me anything! You can call me Poss or Max (Previously Spaceotterss)

[tall]

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[bluestockingbaby]

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[fishiesgarden]

my grandmas dawg

[jadejetts]

heres what your grandmas dog wold look like. if they were a trail of ant

[fishiesgarden]

im getting sick of this.

[eroscestlavie]

normally I would not just screenshot myself and post it here but it’s Friday and I’m feeling lazy

[sovietnam]

[c0nji]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[yms1]

me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[panteneprovcommercial]

[teaboot]

Not to stick my dick in the wasp nest here but I just walked past a white dude with the longest crustiest dreadlocks I have ever seen in my LIFE and if I do not exclaim my bafflement and horror *sonewhere* then I'm afraid I will lose control of myself and gently ask him Why

[teaboot]

Like we've GONE OVER cultural appropriation for fucking decades now, that shouldn't be news to anyone, and anyone capable of a google search should be able to grasp that the "vikings" didn't ACTUALLY DO THAT

But even if you boil away the "I don't believe appropriation is a real thing" people and the "well hmm you weren't THERE" people and even the "it's not that deep and it looks cool" people, there should still be the irrefutable fact that STRAIGHT HAIR DOESN'T LOCK?

Boy out here has KNOTTED MATS that are nearly transparent blond at the roots and fucking BROWN the other 70%

Son that's DIRT

What the FUCK

[raccoonmilf]

When we lived in Denver, my friend @kittycattyy420 and I would roll down the window and start chanting “WHITE DREADS WHITE DREADS WHITE DREADS” whenever we drove past somebody like this. It was always so upsetting to see, because it was YUCKY. We unfortunately, could not help but exclaim our bafflement.

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[beansfrombeans]

mutual on my left trying to get pregnant. mutual on my right starts high school next year. and me i have done some of the dishes

[rpfofficial]

it's crazy how february-june didn't happen