hey

It’s been a while

[earthdad]

*something bad happens to me*

me, through gritted teeth: Sasuke…..

[sad-yonsei-deactivated20220918]

bro 1: do you want a protein shake bro? bro 2: nah bro bro 1: why bro? bro 2: because you’re the only one who gives me strength bro bro 1: bro.

[soshesawildflowerxo-deactivated]

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

[philiabrid]

[marvel-blog2]

god, the amount of fucking that tumblr wants to do to venom is astronomical. y’all really be out here with urls like venom-what-that-tongue-do-666 huh

[venom-what-that-tongue-do-666]

and what about it

[2chans]

I really want to restart this account

I’ve changed my url so many times woah

[miuroko]

[theroguefeminist]

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows. 

[isohiko-deactivated20230305]

[mobpsycho100]

[minuty]

I don’t care, I love you anyhow. It is too late to turn you out of my heart. Part of you lives here.

Anne Sexton, A Self-Portrait in Letters (via minuty)

[2chans]

*hugs you real tight* Would you please send this to the first ten people on your dash to keep it going? Make someone’s day with a hug! <3

woah it’s been like two years since i’ve been on this account :’(

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

Me, getting murdered: be gentle it’s my first time

[weavemama]

trump: *puts his hand on the bible during his inauguration*

god:

[b-bro-deactivated20200502]

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

[7at1stroke]

[pallidprincess]

He has escaped

[coraturbo]

Awaken!

[notthepajamas]

[dsgdsglsfbmlslv-deactivated2017]

im the grandma

[2chans]

im the guy listening to music