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you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence
So hang tight to the tickets youโve won, & your toy laser gun, set your Faz-watch to โfunโ โcause itโs hide and seek hunted by musical monsters. Ainโt that what you wanted? You came for some games and a bite!
okay so, I've been noticing a trend lately. and that is:
barely anyone writes my boy and doesnt know how it would work
As a nonhuman lover, it's my duty to bring it to fruition. But until I stop being lazy and actually write, here's some bullets for ya'll (18+below cut)
THIGH RIDING - he'd be so down to let you take exactly what you needed from him and he's watching every little shift in your face. Listening to every little sound. And when he accidentally shifts his leg to only discover you *like* that? Yeah, he picked it up pretty fast how to give more of what you need
He would absolutely talk you through it too, and that's nearly enough to send you to your end with that timber and deep rumble of his voice. Especially when you're so close, and it's right by your ear. He's massive, so those vibrations are going right through you, and all the way down in-between your legs
He does poetry. He probably has a plethora of vocabulary in him. I'm almost certain he could say the most lewd, filthiest things (and learn degrading if you're into that), while also complimenting you entirely the same
He's the quiet one of the Z-Team. But he'll talk for you, worship you, praise you, , compliment you, accommodate for you. And he'll be detailed, too. Like oddly specific and probably doesn't even realize it. He notices a muscle between your eyebrows when they scrunch, notices the tiniest sound you don't even hear and yet it's his favourite
He can literally mold his body/parts of him into any shape. While you really can't put clay *inside* of you, he could 10000% give you the perfect amount of pressure in the exact spot you need
That being said, a condomorlegitanythingsafe to contain the clay would then make it fine to go inside-
He's a MASS of a construct. Size kink? He's fulfilling it. He's just all around you - it's almost too much, if it wasn't so perfect. His one hand nearly envelopes your whole waist, and when he grinds you down on top of him, his thigh is solid, firm.
Oh, and let's not forget he can make copies of himself. Do what you'd like with that information.
I personally headcannon that he enjoys seeing you get off. Maybe some voyeurism in there, since he doesn't entirely know how it will work between you both himself. But he's been lonely for so long that the fact that someone could want him - especially in such a primal way - gives him a high. Seeing you fall apart for him is a kind of ego high his gummies couldn't give him.
Talking about high (lmao), if you wanna do this after his gummies kick in, he's in total bliss. Heaven exists on earth, he's sure. It heightens his senses and the feeling. He'll share them with you, too, if you want them.
baratheonpilled
gummygunk
