my name is noland martens and this is jackass
wild charges tHREE CRIMINALS
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@2flyforawhite-guy
my name is noland martens and this is jackass
wild charges tHREE CRIMINALS
FUCKING FALLS
okay
(ノ゚⊿゚) Oooh mi goodness! Are you alright?
helps him up and dusts him off!!!!! gives him a freshly baked cooki wOw
YEP
I take falls like that all the time
IM
TOTALLY COOL!!!
man of sTEEL ya dig?
takes the cookie thank you,,,,, , , ,,
Makes hella cookies
spidermans by ur window
well hiya miss
Whao! Bonjour, monsieur Sinbad! ヽ(゚◇゚ )ノ Did you want to come in?
opens le window
FUCKING FALLS
okay
Makes hella cookies
spidermans by ur window
well hiya miss
WOW!!
that whys still hangin around?
You would think he could wiggle out by now
spiDERS SUCK!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
I HATE SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
WOW!!
that whys still hangin around?
You would think he could wiggle out by now
spiDERS SUCK!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
best 8 seconds of my life
oh my god
DYING WHALE NOISES
WOW!!
that whys still hangin around?
You would think he could wiggle out by now
no one cares
does the spider thing
what was that
my friend has shown me the light you cant just listen to their music ya gotta know your stuff or you look dumb with your gal
like ive never had a girlfri en d,,,, but idkk, if i dID I WOULD PUT soME eFFORt
strums guitar
id like to call this
im super gay
what
what is this
are you
are you playing SPG stuff
TO A GIRLFRIEND
do you even,,,, know what this songs about??? this song is like tHEIR NUMBER ONE HIT
and
you sing it to a gir you love
twerks
hello
:-( [picks up all her caterpillar babies and holds them gently] these are my little babies i would never. ne veR EVER!!!!! HURT theM what caN YOU DO?? a
i can catch flies
Do you
Eat the flies?
It must!!! Be!!!! AWESOME BEING SPIDER!!!! YOU EVEN DID THe wEB tHING wOWie
i can do a lot of bug things
:-( [picks up all her caterpillar babies and holds them gently] these are my little babies i would never. ne veR EVER!!!!! HURT theM what caN YOU DO?? a
i can catch flies
PRETTY RADICAL MISS
aaAaAaAAAAaAaAAA!! I. I’m …. I’M..//// / /VERY JEALOus OF yOUR bUG POWErs WOW
I!!!! LOVE BEING SPIDER!!!!!
It must!!! Be!!!! AWESOME BEING SPIDER!!!! YOU EVEN DID THe wEB tHING wOWie
i can do a lot of bug things
SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A BuG SIR
PRETTY RADICAL MISS
aaAaAaAAAAaAaAAA!! I. I’m …. I’M..//// / /VERY JEALOus OF yOUR bUG POWErs WOW
I!!!! LOVE BEING SPIDER!!!!!
/BREAKS DOWN A DOOR
BUGS???
BUGGS???
SPIDERS??? SPIDERS!!!!
WHAO!!!! BUGS?? BUGS!!! YOuRe ABUG Oh gMY GODOOOOOOO
SETS DOWN CATERPILLAR BABIES AND JUMPS
SPIDErs
SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A BuG SIR
PRETTY RADICAL MISS