ChikenBrain

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[possumtion]

Batfam head turn around

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[eros-telesse]

Kon : So... Jon! Are you in love with someone?

Jon watching Damian : Me? No.

Kon glancing at Damian : Really? ...What about Damian?

Jon lovingly staring at Damian : Ah... Dami? Oh, no, no, no! I just like him as a friend...

Kon : ... Why are you eyes shaped like heart?

Jon : Allergies...

[renviary]

Jay loves his dork (can u tell I've been reading more Kyle comics) - last image in full on twt

[wormzandgutz]

Reading Batgirl (2000). It's really good 👍

[ashoss]

get fucking ROTATED

[turrondeluxe]

[galaxy---ghost]

“You gotta carry me, don’t you?”

“Don’t I always, in one way or another?”

Halbarry + the bridal carry

[torall-me]

Alfred!!!!

[jonkentism]

Old animation I did for school!

[robs-your-robins]

Thinking about how Bruce probably guarded his heart against Dick, which is why he's tough on him at the start. He didn't want to be a father, he didn't want a ward but he couldn't abandon Dick either. He set himself to raising Dick, channeling his anger into something good and useful. He's a partner, a colleague, the child he's mentoring. Not a son.

But if you don't think his entire body took a screenshot when Dick first sat next to him on the couch and cuddled into him or fell asleep next to him on patrol or gave him a hug, you are so wrong. It was then that he knew he was cooked, that something in his life was healing and ohmygodfuckfuckfuck if anyone took his baby from him he was going to die.

[scarlett-reader]

Tim: What are you, five?

Kon: Yeah, five heads taller than you.

Tim: ...

Tim: I will give you till the count of five.

Kon: HA like you could take me dow-

[pokeberry5]

tim "faking" a bicycle accident to get his neighbor to come help him, based on @upswings's post, which gripped me by the throat the moment i read it

extras:

[ilytimdrakeugayball]

wait lowkey....

[wintea-melon]

This is why dami wont let him join the teen titans

[cuntymicroplastics]

damians not insecure or egotistical about their partnership, he just can’t have anyone encouraging this dumbass

[chickenbrain-exe]

A doodle… it’s hot as hell where I live and, ironically, I hate the heat.

Merry Christmas! 🎄 I’ll post something more Christmassy once my brain has room to think about anything other than gift ideas for my loved ones and friends.

PS: what’s even the onomatopoeia for an old fan??

[kiirbystar]

i love me some good serious fear toxin tropes, but have we ever considered that the bats just. start doing shit.

like, obviously they're going to take it seriously in the moment. a bit hard not to when jason is in the corner muttering about some hotline or whatever. but when they're in the medbay, antidote still being curated to match the particular toxin, this is exactly how I picture it going and I fully believe this is what happens.

tim : so. you, uh, good?

jason : (staring blankly at a corner of the room, hands catastrophically shaking)

tim : okay, not good, yeah.

jason : (glances at tim) there's something. right there. (looks back to the corner)

tim : oh so we're hallucinating still, got it.

*a beat*

tim : do you want me to... beat it up?

jason : what.

tim : you know. like. start throwing hands with the thing.

jason : fuck do you think that's gonna— oh fuck it's moVING JUMP IT TIM JUMP IT—!

tim : SHIT— (starts punching the absolute shit out of the air)

jason : FUCK IT UP TIMBO!!

tim : is— is this working?!

jason : I. I think so. huh. what th— KEEP FUCKING PUNCHING KEEP FUCKING PUNCHING.

tim : IM TRYING!

dick, walking into the medbay : alright, so it seems like scarecrow used a mix of the hallucination toxin and the regular fear toxin, so we should just give you both— what the hell is going on.

jason : timmers is trying to beat the shit out of my toxin demons.

dick : ... is he winning?

jason : hell no, four more have shown up since he's started. it's just easier to realize they aren't real whenever he's just absolutely going at it and nothing happens.

dick : .

dick : you said there was more?

by the time jason is given the antidote tim and dick have "successfully" fucked up like, three jokers.

[robs-your-robins]

I've talked about the Robins and their relationship with Penguin, Poison Ivy and The Riddler. But I was also thinking about the relationship they have with Two Face and that really struck me because he is my favourite and the possibilities are just *chef kiss*.

Dick: My parents were murdered. Now, I live with Batman. I guess Batman is my dad now? I don’t know. I like living with him.

Two Face: So you’re adopted?

Dick: No. It’s called being a “ward” but I don’t know what that means.

Two Face, confused now: What did the lawyer say? At the hearing?

Dick: Oh, that Batman probably used a lot of money to make sure he got me. That he probably bribed the judge and everybody else involved. I don’t know, I wasn’t really listening, I was colouring.

Two Face: That’s… illegal, actually.

Dick: Colouring?

Two Face: No, sweetie. Now, do you remember what that lawyer and judge were called? I have to pay them a professional visit.

Jason: Fuck you, you killed my dad.

Two Face: What? Fuck, no I didn’t. He’s literally tied up over there. Wait? The Bat isn’t your real father?

Jason: Fuck you

Two Face: Did he at least adopt you? Properly? Because the last one-

Jason: Fuck you

Two Face: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, young man?

Jason: *attacks*

Two Face: So, let me get this straight. You’re working officially for Bats about six hours every day, not including work you do outside of designated hours while going to school?

Tim: About right?

Two Face: And you don’t get paid? What about time off?

Tim: *shrugs*

Two Face: *dialing Jim Gordon because this is the most flagrant abuse of child labour law he has ever seen in his career*

Steph: No, I’m not adopted. Or fostered. My parents don’t know I’m here.

Two Face: *dialing Jim Gordon*

Two Face: What the fuck are you?

Damian: The blood son of the Bat. All the while you are just a picture frame in my father’s desk drawer.

Two Face:

Two Face: Does… Batman still talk about me? Like he used to?

Damian: He has been known to gaze longingly at your photograph sometimes. It is quite moving. And disturbing, he should not be lusting over a criminal.

Two Face: Would you be willing to inform the Joker of this?

Damian: You will use it to disarm him through the threat of you as a romantic “Lenore” figure in my father’s mind whom he still holds a candle for? In an effort to dismantle his sanity further?

Two Face: Yes.

Damian: I can do that.