Pardon me while I plan my own funeral

Mace or Joy, 18000 yr old immortal, self shipper, dont like? block

[monikerjoy]

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . .

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╰┈➤.𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄──★ 🍰 ̟ !!

-18000 yr old immortal on the internet

-demigender

-Aroace Spectrum

-autism+ADHD+gad

-CRINGE CULTURE IS DEAD!!!!!

-my artfight! My bluesky!

Current interests! (As of 18/12/25)

Classic literature

Bungo stray dogs

The great mouse detective

History (like media and pop culture)

Indie animation

Sherlock Holmes (vaguely, I like GMD better)

Books

Kuroshitsuji

Detective media in general

The Macabre

Horror

The Stanley Parable

Twisted Wonderland

Reverse 1999

Splatoon

Old animation

Doctor who

Good omens

Podcasts

Hazbin Hotel

BLOG RULES!!!!!

❌ ABSOLUTELY NO MAPS OR CRINGE ENFORCERS CRINGE CULTURE IS DEAD!! REVERT TO HAVING FUN

❌No queerphobia or ableism

❌no corporation/billionaire dick suckers, the 1% don't care abt you

❌no pro anorexia or endo people here‼️

❌anti union, racists, basically all the assholes of the world

My Sonas!!

(1)My persona! (old)

(1)Hazbin hotel self insert!

F/O's

Chuuya Nakahara-BSD

shipname- Tainted pages

Alastor-Hazbin Hotel

shipname-Refurbished radio

Navigation!

#mace talks ig - rambles I suppose

#mace shares posts- reblogs

#maces art corner! - where my art goes

#maces writing table- where my writing goes

#Tainted pages- Chuuya selfship

#RefurbishedRadio- Alastor selfship

[peachiexparfait]

Simon surviving with the Black Box on his person is a whole can of worms if Grace manages to see what it contains while Simon is out of commission. Because he's seeing the pictures of these absolutely horrifying things in the dark plus the audio recordings of what happened to the crew on SM-8 and here is some random man in space missing an arm, full of radiation and he's just like

[thistlethread]

*slaps roof of edit* this bad boy has so much doomed space yaoi in it, you have no idea.

[lana-is-reading]

i live! here's part 3 🎉

(working on this again after having to rush to finish work for finals has been a balm on my weary soul, but also i feel slightly insane bc i was tired of drawing and i am recovering by drawing🧎)

part 1, part 2

[cloudabserk]

comforting head bonk to make up for my feeble human lifespan

[drempen]

It's like when you go to Antarctica and have to get your appendix removed

[crackshipsandregret]

Curious pebble (3/?)

Part 1 / Part 2

A massive shoutout to @thereal-sillyguy for making everyone's favorite pebble into a gif! I very literally couldn't have done it without them!

[psychotic-tbh]

Stop saying…

“Psychotic/Schizophrenic” when you mean: unpredictable, unhinged, unreal, etc.

“Bipolar” when you mean: polarized, scattered, fickle, unstable, etc.

“Delusional” when you mean: unrealistic, unreasonable, close-minded, stubborn, etc.

“[insert “R” slur in relation to intellectual disabilities]” when you mean: unreasonable, unintelligent/ridiculous, immature, etc.

“OCD” when you mean: particular, neat, overbearing, etc.

“Narcissistic” when you mean selfish, abusive, manipulative, etc.

Note: I’m NOT saying that these are synonymous. This is also not an exhaustive list.

[psychotic-tbh]

Adding onto my own post to mention that you can also use…

“Fantastical”, “absurd”, “unreal”, “bizarre”, “unruly”, “wild”, etc. in place of “insane”.

“Reclusive”, “impersonable”, “standoffish”, “unsociable, “introverted”, etc. instead of “antisocial”.

“Tactless,” “socially inept”, “blunt”,

[psychotic-tbh]

An excellent addition as well!

[hailed-marys]

little shadows!

[spielzeugkaiser]

I love all the 'rocky cares for grace' h/c but I crave more of the opposite too-

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[homunculus-argument]

I'm not a "will help, no questions asked" kind of friend. Because I will ask questions. I'm just not gonna question your answers. Like yeah if we're friends I can help you get rid of a body, no problem, but I still want to know who it was and what happened. Not because I don't trust that you'd kill someone who didn't need killing or would help someone you shouldn't be helping - we wouldn't be friends in the first place if I didn't know you well enough to trust your judgement. I'm just curious as hell and I want to know things.

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha

[st1cksandst4ns]

as a bay area resident i, too, would like to be shipped 11 lightyears away where i never have to look at ai advertisements again

[ecto-hazard]

Happy June

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy