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L ⇝ late-20s about / tags

[koiagain]

Im Bad at talking you should just shoot me if I talk to you ever

[scissorsaint]

In another life I would have loved to poison the abusive husbands of the women in my village

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[officialpenisenvy]

the thing about getting out of the torment nexus is that you do start thinking "man if you ignore the torment i used to have a lot of fun in the torment nexus"

[paperclip6]

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Shoutout to this homeowner for recycling.

[probuccalfat]

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

[jeejyboard]

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate

[achillesinhighheels]

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[iwtv1976]

I like volcanoes because there’s nothing you can do about it.

[guiltfactory-moved]

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

[nemfrog]

The dragon. Fictitious & symbolic creatures in art. 1906. 

[loveridden1999]

guys i'm not feeling well (←person who has never felt well a day in their life)

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[7777777awawawa7777777]

Rating: cute

We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.

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