[mysillycomics]

What was it like being at dashcon in person?

[mysillycomics]

Happy 7 Years you horrible bastard of a convention

[jawlined]

[pdl2h-deactivated20251123]

[jesuisundumbass]

[snipersinstilettos-deactivated2]

Literally

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is really beautiful!!!

[angelgone224-deactivated2021030]

why would u try to flex on tumblr.. thats like trying to act normal in the psych ward . u are here for the same reason as the rest of us idiot. brain damage

[transxfiles]

the world was severely lacking weird little girl memes so i had to fill the void

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

last night I was denouncing some forgettable shitbag to my girlfriend and said “even the ground wouldn’t want him to rot in it” and was instantly projected into the body of a gnarled old irish woman 200 years ago, spinning thread and spitting on the ground as I bitch and look out to sea.

[cuddlingwithsatan]

When you bitch so hard you astral project intobone of your past lives

[marsapartment]

Thinking about how the cinematography and lighting in the scene where hungover Harley Quinn buys an egg sandwich, and goes through the heartbreak of losing it, is better and more moving than 99% of cinema

[marsapartment]

The fact that Cathy Yan and Matty Libatique hit with that short focal distance, high frame rate and centre framing for this shot that was so dramatic that when they put it in the trailer I thought she was screaming over the Joker leaving her and not an egg sandy flyin through the air… academy award 2021

[marsapartment]

[makomaragi]

why is no one talking about Smash Mouth’s twitter

[makomaragi]

I was looking for something else and found this very important series of tweets 

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

Them: Hello sir, may I have your name?

Me: No, you may not have my name, but you may call me John

Them: Sir, this is a DMV and I am not a fae

Me: Oh? Then you wouldn’t mind holding this iron horseshoe then, right?

*DMV clerk begins to sweat nervously*

[lichen-soup-scribe]

This post on r/AmItheAsshole (and the OP’s follow-up responses) have me cry-laughing – please enjoy

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

life hack: do ur readings and go to class

[africansouljah]

[chandra-nalaar]

i just went on r/incels to see if it was really that bad and it was actually pretty informative. i found out that women are all powerful beings and we control society by exploiting men for their money and their jobs, are NOT required to pay bills, and that we all make 50k a month on patreon. like shit why did no one tell me. i didnt even know i had a patreon

[dynamopsychism]

brb gotta go darken my clothes and strike a violent pose

[anxietyproblem]

[jujutsukaisen0]

POV: abba picks you out in a police line-up for pickpocketing all of their wallets at ikea