I'm The Ghostest With The Mostest

[l0velysmut]

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

[werecreature-addicted]

I think people assume being a monster fucker all your fantasies about monsters are sexual. In reality at least half of the time I’m like “if I was fucking a dragon I would NOT have to scrape ice off my windshield like this. This is bull shit”

[plumbewb]

hear me out…

[punkrock-bottom]

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

[lazydelusions]

[cosmicstarlatte]

Me: yeah we're tying the knot next week

Werewolf fiance who's never heard that phrase: we're going to what

[monster-disaster]

[lyonnerileyauthor]

[dark-moonlust]

Readers when the hot alien/monster wants to take them to their planet, sex them up with their unique schlongs, knock them up, and treat them like royalty for the rest of their lives:

[v1x3n]

[v1x3n]

[v1x3n]

[depsidase]

[lesbiansgoal]

[khytal]

WHY IS THERE A LEGO AXE ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR

[ispeaktoomuch]

To protect you from the lego monsters

[khytal]

[foothive-deactivated20171028]

post: anything to do with cowboys

100, thousand people:  Fallout: New Vegas (2010)

100, thousand other people: the guy from overwatch i dont know his name he’s the cowboy one

[officialqueer]

This is tiny cowboy from Night at the Museum erasure

[professorsparklepants]

Why did you write the fucking numbers like that

[roboticoperatingbud]

[pajamasecrets]

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

[melrows]

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

[jayiray]

[o-ceti]

my beautiful twisted dark academia wraps