Sometimes I try to think thoughts

European, gay and in my twenties

[recklessmoss]

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

[recklessmoss]

please this is SO funny

[recklessmoss]

HUH?!

[bigbadbutch]

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[secretgarden]

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[creepymutelilbugger]

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[officerofmonkeyproblems]

This vid is a spiritual cousin to the bit from Kath & Kim where Kath wonders if the whole world is going gay lol

"Heppy Proide!" as Kim might say

[jdawg696911]

Captain Picard tries out his new trampoline on the bridge

[seraphinial]

[lindleland]

there is so much to unpack in this clip

[lindleland]

[wordfather]

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

[wordfather]

me when i fucking GET you

[wordfather]

[wifegideonnav]

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

:/

[nezu]

german emotions

[mafuyuh]

[tall]

[unalivejournal]

Should I pay my electricity bill or buy a vibrator

[lazydelusions]

And use more electricity? Vicious circle😔

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[mintmintminnt]

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

Giant driftwood on a beach in La Push, Washington (2010)

[lazydelusions]

If i saw this drifting through the waves during a storm i'd believe in giant sea snakes too