Undercover Robot

Beep Boop Befriend the Meatsacks.

[cutecipher]

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

[taiwanesekid05]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[ierbareta]

rip irish american chan i know you’re riding the blue line in heaven

[lucyleviathantv]

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

[lucyleviathantv]

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

[hungwy]

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

[mx-post-stuffs]

repost

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ADVENTURE IS CALLING...

DO YOU PICK UP THA PHONE

[shamebats]

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

[shamebats]

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

[shamebats]

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mechanica1-hands]

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

[shamebats]

"become a fish" (gay)

[ladyananas]

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

[helpless--romantics]

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

[emilynyaaa]

this is an insane story

[flickering-leaves]

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

[brightlotusmoon]

[harperhug]

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

[handageddon]

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

[mananabuffins]

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

[authoratmidnight]

It get wilder. I only found out about this b/c of a youtube video reading the Gaycation post but, this isn't even the first one.

7 years ago someone posted this-

And 5 years a different user posted this-

What is happening with these people??? What weird ass cult did they find??

[catboy-artist]

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

[mlembug]

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

[patrothestupid]

their (date) battle will be legendary…

[tubapun]

In Scooby-Doo 2002, one of the clues they find is that the Daemons are poorly taught what they believe to be the slang of the era (much of which is shoddily replicated AAVE) in an attempt to blend in while in their college kid disguises\

This is a subtle reference to how white people who misuse AAVE to "seem cool" are actually demons from hell, and should be exploded

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[conzoop]

[xukies]

I tried to do this in a way that would manufacture the most drama genuinely put way too much thought into this

[laserwalnut]

Mistralton City council meeting

[laserwalnut]

Godspeed, patrat girl

Dialogue from BW^

Dialogue from B2W2^ THEY’RE STILL TOGETHER… :)