[2ndnatured]

hi im jovie (they/she) (19 dollar fortnite card) 🍀 i study engineering and i like video games and music and coffee and being alive

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 3 days 10 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[geopsych]

3 months plus to go but you know don’t lose sight of it!

[rainydaymay]

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

[creepymutelilbugger]

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

[2ndnatured]

oh wait yeah its my half birthday today. 19.5. boiling myself alive in oil rn btw

[2ndnatured]

this fall we are buying a 50 dollar sweater

[coco6420]

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

[imjunebitch]

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

[2ndnatured]

HALLOWEEN IS ON A SATURDAY THIS YEAR

I DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HAVING A FUCKASS PHYSICS TEST ON HALLOWEEN LIKE I DID LAST FUCKASS FALL

[2ndnatured]

one professor for a class im taking in the fall posted his syllabus quiz and other shit really early like two days ago so im just doing them all right now because why the fuck not

[2ndnatured]

aforementioned professor just noticed this and sent me a direct canvas message about it LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[2ndnatured]

one professor for a class im taking in the fall posted his syllabus quiz and other shit really early like two days ago so im just doing them all right now because why the fuck not

[2ndnatured]

i'm almost twenty

[memorycycle]

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[polpotpie]

Everytime a man acts gallantly or otherwise like a sir he is awarded with #GentlemanPoints which can be redeemed for any number of knicknacks like pipe tobacco or top hats or similar gubbins. I myself am saving up for the .45 revolver #TallyHo

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[bish0ps]

"I love you more than life" Trite and lowkey dangerous

"I love you more than phone" contemporary declaration of devotion

[linolinoing]

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you