Gives Rides

he/him || forklift certified

[2oovoojaver]

@hexatiousnova

Kopesh has the WORST counter-intel

[hexatiousnova]

*Khopesh

[2oovoojaver]

Look I'm a lancer not a writer

[2oovoojaver]

I lost my shirt and one of my shoes leaving the bar

[2oovoojaver]

@hexatiousnova

Kopesh has the WORST counter-intel

[2oovoojaver]

You see all these Lancers being like

Oh my mech is my soul mate

Oh it's an extension of me

Oh it's my wife

Not me

My mech is a hotrod with an automatic transmission and I'm putting bumper stickers about fucking your dad on it

[lancerdelta]

… I’m taking notes on that automatic transmission part. My Everest is actually a stick shift, I’ve only made due because that was how I learned to pilot.

[2oovoojaver]

I used to only drive automatic but then I got too many damn weapons and I kept accidentally launching rockets when I tried to hit the clutch so they had to switch it for safety reasons

[studioswitchum]

One of the biggest motorcycle graphic novelists, Showhei Halumoto has passed on July 27th. His official website announced it today. He had been battling illness for quite some time and it finally got him. He loved motorcycles and drawing graphic novels about them. He was 65. Rest in Peace Halumoto San.

[2oovoojaver]

You see all these Lancers being like

Oh my mech is my soul mate

Oh it's an extension of me

Oh it's my wife

Not me

My mech is a hotrod with an automatic transmission and I'm putting bumper stickers about fucking your dad on it

[wormtoxin]

Shit man, this mech war is fucked. I just saw a doll shoulder its rifle and say "reality warp: black hole star" or some similar shit, and every mech around it cratered, radiated a ring of pure energy, and disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto it, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is firing anti-personnel rounds and buckshot. I think I just heard "nanomachines: skewer" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[guesswhattimeitis]

[gorillastraylight]

I love playing IPS-N pilots bc it’s the funniest thing ever to be entirely unimpressed with space magic.

“Yes yes, your gun shouldn’t exist and you sent that guy to the Duat or whatever and you think you had to jump timelines to dodge that shot, it’s all very cool and I love that for you. However, I shot that other guy with two large tungsten spikes from my nailgun then hit him with this sword and he’s exactly as dead.”

[indy-and-aether]

OOC: presented without context from the Sunspot discord server

[2oovoojaver]

Stop trying to baby proof my mech

[ips-heron-official]

HELP WANTED

Due to internal restructuring, we are seeking a candidate to fill IPS-H Security Division's Primary External Contractor Liaison! Responsibilities include: - Coordinating IPS-H employees with external contractors during security (reclamation, guard patrol, etc.) operations. - Negotiating contracts with external security contractors. - Mission briefing and debriefing for external security contractors. - Internal debriefing on actions taken by currently employed external security contractors. - Create and communicate objectives for external security contractors based on priorities set by IPS-H management. - Modify objectives during ongoing projects with external security contractors based on changing conditions. Benefits include standard IPS-H Employee Benefits Package, along with expanded Middle Management Employee Benefits Package.

[2oovoojaver]

NOT IT

[jp-nichts]

"Heavy are the hips that wear the strap"

[sewermonk]

from tonights session

[archbudzar]

what’s it gonna take

[dogtoenail]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

realistic coworker conversation

[bastionkeeper]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they won’t abandon their boxes.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i keep mine in my fanny pack :)

[2oovoojaver]

when ur tripping on myrrh but you brought ur own snacks to the Monk Temple

[jp-nichts]

Hey is the NHP on board sticker something i can buy or did you make it yourself

Hi! It is something you can purchase!

My dragon wife and I have a website that we sell some of our art and products. It's The Fabric Treasury.com. We currently only ship to the states, but are working on getting international shipping figured out

I'll drop a link below

Lancer NHP Sticker — The Fabric Treasury

Get yourself an NHP sticker to give your own equipment the AI tag. Just be careful it doesn’t cascade on you.

[2oovoojaver]

fukim hate everythin

heribert rocks he and bast made lil table firworks