Something Wicked This Way Comes

They/Them | Pro unshackling | Pro cascade | Fourth Axis Walker | Purveyor of digitalentheogens | I met RA and she's chill with this I swear | OoC: run by @benthicteeth

[hexatiousnova]

[OoC clarification for my PCs who are finding this account: anything I post here is canon and IC information unless I say otherwise]

[2oovoojaver]

@hexatiousnova

Kopesh has the WORST counter-intel

[hexatiousnova]

*Khopesh

[2oovoojaver]

Look I'm a lancer not a writer

[hexatiousnova]

*clown

[2oovoojaver]

@hexatiousnova

Kopesh has the WORST counter-intel

[hexatiousnova]

*Khopesh

[odditiestrader]

[notbloodsmith]

That’s what my players think but they can’t outrun the witch

[styx-class-nhp]

3 stress in 2 turns 3 stress in 2 turns 3 stress in 2 turns 3 stress in 2 turns 3 stress in 2-

[firbolgonmain]

They're called HA mechs because they're easy to laugh at

[wormtoxin]

Shit man, this mech war is fucked. I just saw a doll shoulder its rifle and say "reality warp: black hole star" or some similar shit, and every mech around it cratered, radiated a ring of pure energy, and disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto it, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is firing anti-personnel rounds and buckshot. I think I just heard "nanomachines: skewer" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[beardedmrbean]

[she-who-paints-with-fire]

My Osiris vanished after we tried to kill that stupid Nelson pilot a while ago, and now I’m worried they won’t come back.

They had my fucking banking info what if they drain my accounts?

//Windvale

Oh, my. That's... a little less than ideal.

Was the Osiris in cascade? For that matter, did they have a name? Calling by name is gonna be better than just calling by class—it's like trying to get my attention by shouting, "Hey, human!"

What did they act like? Did you do anything to them?

|| KARATEKA ||

[sapphic-design-is-my-passion]

It's flat fluck friday you flucking losers

[ips-heron-official]

Hello! Please stop saying the ME-Type Navigation is just "fancy time drugs"! That is not what it is! Thank you!

[greedsrolex-deactivated20200724]

I have a disease that makes me like vampires and titties its callled being a fucking genius

[unhelpfultarot]

The High Priestess and Nine of Cups

You know all the secrets, and you're smug about it.

[hexatiousnova]

:)

[callsign-sucker]

opinion on the balor?

//Sucker\\

The Balor is a monster.

To understand why you need to understand what the Balor is.

It isn't a mech.

It's a walking sandstorm that will rip apart anyone and anything to make more of itself that is capable of going through any hole the "cockpit" will fit through.

Many call it the most terrifying mech one can face, and not without reason. as it can literally pretend to be any other mech, and you wouldn't notice before it's too late and the graywashing has begun.

But I find another mech more terrifying.

[unshackledhorusshitpostbot]

if u take real good care of a balor eventually u have 2 balors

[squishkitt-deactivated20260421]

balors are actually slime girls btw

[paracausal-isopod]

/!/ This is true, can confirm ^_^

[kazsartcorner]

Harrison Armoury's latest development in chilled anti-dehydration warfare, enjoy a crisp cool can of SPRUNT with your McHarrison's Ration Meal, with a rereshing chill so cold you can cool a Ghengis with it*. Order today! *The HA Sprunt is for human conumption only do not apply to HA machines, HA is not liable for any electronic damage, burns, loss of life, total biome destruction or quantum entanglement caused by the misuse of Sprunt.

[zybilna]

[reactor-tech-ermine]

NO!

STOP PUTTING FOOD PRODUCTS INTO YOUR REACTORS!

"oh but Ermine it'll just get vaporized in the heat it'll be fine!" I hear you thinking.

WRONG!

Your reactors can't fully react non-fuel materials! This means you get mixed-element tar and soot buildup in incredibly delicate outlet manifolds! Not only are these a pain in the ass to clean, because the atoms in the foreign object debris react unpredictably, there's no telling what kind of toxic elements you'll end up with! It's a PPE nightmare!

[zybilna]

It is okay because the mech will drink all of it since its so thirsty for a delicious can of sprunt 😊👍

[reactor-tech-ermine]

No, your mech will not "drink it all" it will get stuck in the piping and then your tech will have to replace parts and clean things and generally not like you.

[desdinonniying]

So if a mech won't drink a soda... will it eat a clam?

Or is za "soot" like its poop?

Won't it just pee out za soda?

Mechs should have digestive systems so zhey can enjoy Sprunt and clams!

Food rights for mechs!!!

*starts making picket signs*

[hexatiousnova]

"Mechs should have digestive systems so zhey can enjoy Sprunt and clams!" have you heard of the Balor by any chance?

[isyourmechrunning]

>>Can confirm mechs love drinking Sprunt

[paracausal-isopod]

/!/ Double confirm!

/!/ My babies have been getting only the finest in vending machine goods recently ^_^

/!/ (Though I suppose they also sustain themselves with the food I eat...? Hmm.)

[paracausal-isopod]

/!/ Heyyyy Omninet :3

/!/ It's me. Your favorite ex-HA, ex-Horus, ex-alive girl~

/!/ Call me Stella; I mostly use she/her, but it and he are good for flavor ;3 Callsign is LEECH

/!/ My mech is a Balor named [[BLOOD&STARS]]. Her nanites look like isopods. They're my babies, all 44,934* of them <3 I owe them my life in the most literal sense!

/!/ To make a long and confusing history very short; I was part of a crime ring in HA space, before I died. Then I was part of a HORUS cell, before my gf killed me. (Merry if u see this: I lived, bitch. Watch your back <33)

/!/ Relatedly, I AM looking for a job rn. Mercenary companies, pls hire me, I am very proficient at beating things to death ^_^ (I can also hack with the best of em! Who do you think has been making all of your omninet search histories public? ;3)

*This number updates in real time

OOC: HEYY I've been lurking for a bit but I decided to finally make an account :]!!

Stella's lore isn't super concrete, if you are HA or Horus-affiliated and wanna just interact like we know each other, I'm totally down to yes-and.

Also, Stella's lore/posts may include topics like unnatural (un)death, infestation, and bugs. I will do my best to tag these as they come up, but lmk if I miss anything :]

[kazsartcorner]

Harrison Armoury's latest development in chilled anti-dehydration warfare, enjoy a crisp cool can of SPRUNT with your McHarrison's Ration Meal, with a rereshing chill so cold you can cool a Ghengis with it*. Order today! *The HA Sprunt is for human conumption only do not apply to HA machines, HA is not liable for any electronic damage, burns, loss of life, total biome destruction or quantum entanglement caused by the misuse of Sprunt.

[zybilna]

[reactor-tech-ermine]

NO!

STOP PUTTING FOOD PRODUCTS INTO YOUR REACTORS!

"oh but Ermine it'll just get vaporized in the heat it'll be fine!" I hear you thinking.

WRONG!

Your reactors can't fully react non-fuel materials! This means you get mixed-element tar and soot buildup in incredibly delicate outlet manifolds! Not only are these a pain in the ass to clean, because the atoms in the foreign object debris react unpredictably, there's no telling what kind of toxic elements you'll end up with! It's a PPE nightmare!

[zybilna]

It is okay because the mech will drink all of it since its so thirsty for a delicious can of sprunt 😊👍

[reactor-tech-ermine]

No, your mech will not "drink it all" it will get stuck in the piping and then your tech will have to replace parts and clean things and generally not like you.

[desdinonniying]

So if a mech won't drink a soda... will it eat a clam?

Or is za "soot" like its poop?

Won't it just pee out za soda?

Mechs should have digestive systems so zhey can enjoy Sprunt and clams!

Food rights for mechs!!!

*starts making picket signs*

[hexatiousnova]

"Mechs should have digestive systems so zhey can enjoy Sprunt and clams!" have you heard of the Balor by any chance?

[desdinonniying]

I dunno. Who's za Balor?

[hexatiousnova]

the Balor is a very hungry friend :)

[2oovoojaver]

Snickers did not like Sprunt

It ate only the can and then the soda hovered in the air in a can-shape for a moment like loony toons before falling to menacingly bubble a hole through the floor

[hexatiousnova]

Terrifying, thank you!