Happily Homicidal

I don't care about your petty little problems. Gay. Cis, preffered pronouns: Your Majesty, Your Highness, My Grace, [unpronouncable by human language]

[evilsupplyco]

This morning we breathe. Tonight we look at the moon.

And in between, we fortify ourselves and our allies.

Strength one step at a time.

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[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[ranescu]

I am so ready for the first of Halloween.

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Give a ghost the right pair of shoes and they’ll conquer the world.

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Super hot where I am today, so have a summer spook.

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Send me pics of your ghost costumes :> 

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Why is everyone into dom ghosts…?

[ranescu]

They’re single and ready to mingle~

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[vega-antisocialite-deactivated2]

if I ever reblog a long as shit post, it’s this

sorry

notreally

[yeahiwasintheshit]

THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS

[prguitarman]

Shoot your money all over my face

[yeahiwasintheshit]

i just posted this stupid thing last night and i swear to god my brother came over today and said oh by the way heres the $300 i owe you. no fucking lie!

[pc-engine-duo-deactivated201711]

reblog if you agree

[brokeshibe]

Reblog if you too, are rainbow garbage

[slimetony]

lets just turn abandoned shopping malls into affordable apartments and keep the food courts and comfy palm trees and fountains and places to sit that’d be real nice

[2spoopy5you]

Man, i would love to live in a hollowed out store.

[duplexity-blog]

It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It’s about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.

[kerryrenaissance]

Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won’t freak parents and caregivers out?

[quasi-normalcy]

I’ve always had the impression that advertisers don’t really understand how girls play with their toys.

[everdeen420]

When I played with Barbies I had this thing called “The Dead Pit” which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying “The dead pit” over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit I would announce “(name) has died.” And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies of the underworld. I thought it was hilarious.

[2spoopy5you]

OP really should get a job in reality TV production.

[thefeelofavideogame]

STOP IT

YOU DON’T GOTTA WANNA FUCK EVERYTHING

IT’S FINE FOR SOME THINGS TO NOT BE FUCKABLE

CEASE THIS

WHO ASKED FOR THIS

THIS FUCKIN’ POLYGON LOOKIN’ CHICKEN FUCK

STOP

[2spoopy5you]

ima fuck the chicken man

[jokebone]

This is so pleasant

[2spoopy5you]

@editorincreeps

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

coming out of my cage and ive been doing just

[2spoopy5you]

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

coming out of my cage and ive been doing just

[1deacthedeathmerchant]

My bank was out of fucking envelopes. They gave me a Halloween bag full of money. I told them I felt like I was robbing the place.

[reallifeishorror]

This is the lucky tall Betsy. Reblog and within 24 hours and lucky tall Betsy will grant you an irrelevantly festive bag full o’ moneys.

Haha

[livenudegirl]

Bless me Tall Betsy

[toomuchperfume]

I love this.

[ilikethatnoise-blog]

I’m going to the bank today, wish me luck!

[jsplayingfavorites]

@editorincreeps

[pleatedjeans]

via

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[firelord-fried]

[2spoopy5you]

inappropriate but accurate

[2spoopy5you]

Harry: Aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice.

Umbridge: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and everything...uh...

Harry: No, go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll say Voldemort didn't return.

[satans-little-harlot]

Every vagina is PERFECT and beautiful in their own way

Anyone who disagrees can fight me

[7718-deactivated20220924]

I’m not disagreeing but I do kinda wanna fight if you’re down

[satans-little-harlot]

A fight for the sake of fighting is the purest form of fight lets go

[nohrianadvisor]

reblog if you’re body positive but also ready to throw down

[2spoopy5you]

im here for fight positivity.