Stay Safe, Don't Die

| Jessie | 19 |

[theblankfic]

I’m testing something ignore this

[rabbiteclair]

nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

[surprisebitch]

omg i cant believe this is actually true

[radha-the-introvert]

It’s Fitzgerald ye damn heathens

[theinfiknight]

No it’s Fortnite look it up. Abraham PUBG Lincoln will back me up on this one

[hungry-joe]

[surprisebitch]

F

[this-cryptid-does-not-exist-dea]

F

[ovarianeruption-deactivated2019]

F 

[seafoodmomma-deactivated2021121]

F

[virtual-villain]

F

[jimperbam]

F

[milleniumplant]

F

[klaiea]

fun fact!

the f in jfk was added later for respect

[biuebladesoftime-deactivated202]

F

[rhaya-rose-deactivated20190425]

F

[im-delirious]

F

[uguuuchan]

gimme sammich

[princesstigerbelle]

gib bagul

[gynandromorph]

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like 

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[yddaw]

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

Clickbait industry found dead in Shropshropshire

[amazoogle]

me as a crab, lobster or scorpion: *snip*!!!

[unown]

no way am I gonna have a blog in my 20s lmao

[unown]

[2thingsfunny]

@benaddictioncucumberboats

[pajama-sam420]

@2thingsfunny I hope you choke on your child-spit, you dirty Gan Z-er

[2thingsfunny]

@benaddictioncucumberboats I can’t believe you

[unown]

no way am I gonna have a blog in my 20s lmao

[unown]

[2thingsfunny]

@benaddictioncucumberboats

[pajama-sam420]

Macbeth @his apparitions like

[soft-stims]

Anyone else remember that Canadian reality TV show where two contestants with zero experience get left in the wilderness and have to get out while that cowboy tracked them down on his horse ? And the contestants had to outrun and hide and they’d see him galloping over in the distance and they’d just get so scared and start sprinting into the bushes but they would always tumble down a hill or something and hurt they’re legs and the cowboy would catch up and lasso them??

[soft-stims]

I wasn’t kidding

[orchidvioletindigo]

WHAT

[bogleech]

WHERE. CAN YOU WATCH. THIS.

[lessthanmore]

KNUCK-TAT GENERATOR

Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!

January: DRUG February: HATE March: DICK April: REAL May: DIRT June: THUG July: CASH August: GIRL September: FIST October: SHIT November: BUTT December: KILL 1st: CITY 2nd: RIOT 3rd: FACE 4th: FEAR 5th: GRIN 6th: WOLF 7th: PISS 8th: RASH 9th: DOGS 10th: TITS 11th: LUBE 12th: SAND 13th: FIRE 14th: KIDS 15th: BIRD 16th: NERD 17th: BOYS 18th: MOMS 19th: DADS 20th: VEIN 21st: WURM 22nd: FART 23rd: TRAP 24th: MOAN 25th: HOLE 26th: KING 27th: FUCK 28th: EYES 29th: LIFE 30th: LOVE 31st: STAB

[silverspark-archived]

Kill love

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

[strawberry-garfield]

[memesandlaughs]

[figma-deactivated20161222]

wtf is "entry level anime"?

stuff like spongebob and rugrats

[action52]

op is a pharaoh but sarc off i guess