Not to be a Nosferatu about it or anything but I honestly hate when the sun rises. I'll be having Me Time in the cool and silent darkness, the world still, when all of a sudden I see this huge white bright bitch rise in the east and begin to raise the temperature of everything. And then just like that everything is loud and 90 degrees Fahrenheit before 10am and you have emails and 37 unread whatsapp messages
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