ultimatum.will

you can call me moment. it/its. i play videogames an unhealthy amount. plural system of some kind.

[2ws2ls]

this blog is now dedicated to dawn vivid/stasis

[orochislayer]

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

[hotvampireadjacent]

[homunculus-argument]

That end phase part of doing a jigsaw puzzle where it's actively just fucking with you. Oh so now those two pieces go together, huh? Sure as fuck didn't fit the last four times I tried that.

[maindain]

long hair

[swagophile]

*pwns you sexually*

[swagophile]

wait oh fuck you're a noob arent you. fuckfuckfuck. FUCK. why didnt you tell me?! ffuuucck.. okay. fuck. please please PLEASE dont tell anyone i pwned you okay? please. im serious. FUCK!!!! this is so fucked up.. did you at least frag..? no i shouldnt ask that fuck whats wrong with me

[cilantrhoes]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

hey guys it's UTI Gaming and welcome back to my lets play of god of war three now last episode zeus did some bad shit and well our friend kratos here is seeing red- and me well I'm peeing red hahaha alright well if you liked that one remember to painfully urinate on that like button and subscribe for more and let's get into it

[nodudeshutup]

love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

[beatlesweatles]

Evil Shakespeare be like: MacDeath

[beatlesweatles]

[chameliyun]

just tried to reference the xkcd "today's lucky 10,000" comic but I wanted to explain xkcd first, so I was like "you probably know the one about experts in the field overestimating their audience's familiarity with the subject matter" and uh. he didn't. love me some irony

[bgm05]

casual pokemon player meme: I would like to have sex with this animal

competitive pokemon player meme: Bro thought he could switch his 252 Spe Borgulon into 252 SpAtk Choice Codpiece 2x Funny Dance STAB Mega Booboobus Peerless Tsunami 💀

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

[uwuppa]

[nyawave]

[m0nteverdi]

Pokemon is the only community where the competitive crowd is funnier than the casual one

[nightingem]

this is the top post of all time on r/stunfisk (the competitive pokemon subreddit) and is has been a running joke for so long. sometimes i reference it and forget and have to explain it.

oh and one of the absolute ogs.

gonna put a few of my fav stinkposts on here too also.

[cant-reed]

& my personal favorite for just sending to people

[fuer-diesen-sommer]

Information

[wanhyutji]

Actually I DO think twelve year olds should get hrt. That’s the normal age to start puberty, so why does it have to be different for trans kids?

[starsharts-blog]

If you think trans kids don’t deserve the right to a timely and correct puberty – the same way cis kids already get – you are transphobic.

[wre7ch]

if trans kids are too young to start puberty so are cis kids

[boringkate]

*points and laughs* You're never gonna be just a sex object like you wanna be! People care about you and they like hearing what you have to say! Your body isn't the only thing about you that has value! Loser!

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[pjackk]

Who wanna tell me im a pretty little fag for pride mounth

[noelle-ism]