lazlo

19 ae(/aer)/she genderfluid and genderfucked (fka trecccst/lazloorpington) strawpage

[358lazlo]

2021-2023 tags: # trec [art/rambling] 2024- tags: # lazlo [art/rambling/shitpost]

[gray-lofi]

Taking the robot HRT

[catmask]

in finnish, the '@' symbol is sometimes referred to as 'kissanhnta' [cat's tail] or 'miau', 'miau merkki' [meow marks]. in the pokemon universe, i thought it might be cute if the '@' symbol were called 'the mew' or 'mew symbol'

considering both bill and professor oak would know about mew, i imagined a conversation in which this term was coined in which professor oak tries (and finally succeeds) at sending his first email.

[catmask]

regional dialects make it difficult to share 'mewsernames'!

in swedish, the @ symbol is called 'trunk a' [elephants trunk]

in polish, it's called 'malpa' [monkey]!

[catmask]

[vfeioa]

[mylittlegamer2468]

I love whatever is wrong with them

[eroscestlavie]

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo

[eroscestlavie]

????

[eroscestlavie]

Hey. What

[trash-slvt]

"relax. sucking does not kill" would make for a fun shirt

[villainessbian]

I'm sorry chupa chups I didn't know your game

[krrakenmare]

i like blime alot

[358lazlo]

Holy shit it's been so long i got logged out

[herpsandbirds]

Green Frog (Lithobates clamitans), family Ranidae, Upper Peninsula, Michigan, USA

photograph by Hannah Hale

[identityarchitect]

making up oc lore: fuck yes a little guy just for me

writing down oc lore: what the fuck

[identityarchitect]

oh also

making up oc worldbuilding: this makes complete and utter sense and is really easy to understand! i cant wait to show my friends

showing your friend your worldbuilding: the flrimble is basically a type of zimzam but sort of different, its hard to explain

[weirdmageddon]

why was the rotom pokedex like that btw

[weirdmageddon]

little flirt???

[weirdmageddon]

rotom also basically calls lusamine a milf

[weirdmageddon]

i really like the implication that there’s a rotom pokedex out there who would respond “hi. i’m the rotom dex. you’re not getting that. zzt”

[jetix]

2014-11-21

[elliespectacular]

sir mix-a-lot comes out as nonbinary, starts going by mx. a-lot

[temothylol]

the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer

[curoopeez]

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

Most sensual hazard sign I've ever seen on a vending machine

[squidinu]

au where Mike is a shitty little angel