I Feel Like I Can Make My Own Salsa

come join the fun/despair good luck guessing which one

[361percentdone-blog]

thiS took me 2 hou rs

[brmanso27]

Humans are awesome

[thefuriousnightfury]

WHOA!

[mykicks]

The worst part of Pride each year is riding the subway late at night and seeing the gay guys, mostly the ones riding by themselves, slowly take off their rainbow stickers and beads and what-not in preparation for their walk alone in their neighborhood, doing their best to prevent the off-chance of being jumped. I saw one guy with a flag in his bag turn it upside down so it wouldn’t poke out.

So yeah, fuck that heterosexual pride day nonsense.

[drarryking]

This is the saddest god damn thing I’ve read in awhile, mostly because I literally remember peeling my stickers off on my way home too for this reason 

[autumn-rains-give-me-life]

Two years ago in Budapest the organizers didn’t let anyone leave the place until we dropped all the rainbow flags into the trash cans and popped out the balloons, because people were waiting outside the cordons to get and beat us. Sadly the situation was so bad that even without the flags, we couldn’t leave for a good two hours after the event anyway. There were hundreds of people just waiting to be able to get home safely, but we simply couldn’t walk out of the place because of those assholes. In the end, the police made us leave in smaller groups via subway. They closed down the stations closest to ours, so we could avoid running into the people waiting us outside. This was in Budapest, in Europe, 2014. I hate this world we live in.

[thisisarebeljyn]

And this is why #heterosexualpride makes me so angry.

[peujeune]

I know this kid who was leaving Pride, trying so badly to rub off the rainbow paint on his cheek because his dad was abusive and didn’t know he was gay or at pride. I was on the bus with him and he was close to tears, he cheek red, and I had my make up bag and there was a packet of wet wipes, so I went up and sat next to him and helped him rub it off. We’ve been best friends ever since.

[edourado]

Heterosexual pride my ass

[sadtastical]

This is so fucking important. There are way too many human beings that are so ashamed of who they are because people just can’t accept diversity and it’s so sad. you can’t be fucking butt hurt when people celebrate minorities and people that have been suppressed, rather than groups that are wildly accepted and loved. Don’t try and take away from someone’s fucking happiness. Check. Your. Fucking. Privilege.

[thenixera]

What was your favorite moment from the performance?

Honestly (and this might be weird to say) but I loved dying lol. Mainly because I got to walk around in my feet and be a bitch 😘

[thenixera]

I hope my future wife is like you

👀🤷🏽‍♀️

[thenixera]

IM SO GLAD I FOUND UR BLOG!! You were so amazing as Chandler and i hope you continue to do acting!!

Ahhh thank you love!! 😭😭💕

[thenixera]

OK sorry for asking but like, for the illegal heathers thing did you guys censor it or did the teachers censor it? asking to freak out that 1. i got noticed by the goddess herself and 2. the censors are the funniest part tbh i think the vocals were great! your voice especially it just hit me like a train because dAMN YOU CAN HIT THEM NOTES LIKE IT AIn'T NO PROBLEM

It was both tbh lol. Both school censorship and us coming up with different words lol.

BUT THANKS BABE I PROMISE IVE GOTTEN A LOT BETTER 😭🙏🏽

[thenixera]

you should make a youtube!! i'd love to see what kind of content you'd post! 💕

I have a youtube actually! I’ve posted covers on there (and I might be posting more 👀) It’s under my same name! My last video was “Hello” by Adele 👋

[dippersballoon]

I saw an opportunity and I took it

[offline-kinq]

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

[psyducked]

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

[pon-raul]

I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you don’t wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose

[nutsacktorturer]

stay the fuck away from me

[hardboiledoldman]

people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled

[ua86]

The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.

[youre-a-fucking-human-being-dea]

You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

I’m literally never shaking a man’s hand ever again in my life y'all need jesus

[pronounrespecter]

remember how i told y'all?

(they don’t wash their hands after shitting either)

[fall-and-shadows]

What I’m learning is that men are the reason for “employees must wash their hands” signs and why I never put 2 and 2 together is beyond me

[tyst-kampar]

Just out of curiosity, do yall wash your hands every time you touch your arm or the back of your hand or any other part if your body?

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

wash your fucking hands, dickfingers mcgee

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

what the fuck is wrong with these dudes bruh

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

I want to spray this post with Lysol

[lilnasxvevo]

AHEM.

“According to epidemiologist Richard T. Ellison III, it doesn’t matter what you do in the bathroom when it comes to keeping your hands clean. ‘The rationale is that when toileting, it’s possible to have fecal material and fecal bacteria get onto your hands … So it’s wisest to always wash with soap and water even after urinating. Neither plain water nor alcohol hand sanitizers are effective at removing fecal material or killing bacteria in fecal material.’ 

“According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, handwashing can prevent various illnesses and infections. Ellison added that it can also keep us from coming in contact with E. Coli and hepatitis.This is especially important for men to bear in mind because of perianal sweat. This type of sweat forms around the perianal area, which is the patch of skin outside the rectum. It can then spread to one’s underwear and to other parts of the body like the penis. Biology professor Pat Fidopiastis explained, ‘The point is that simply touching the penis in an effort to direct your urine flow can be more than enough to transfer harmful microbes to your hands, and then on to the pretzels sitting in bowl on the bar.’“

WASH.

YOUR.

HANDS.

[missdkscully]

The “Oh, maybe I do like girls” starter pack

[thenixera]

I feel personally attacked

[greimz]

[thenixera]

Hi I’ve just seen illegal heathers and I swear to you I am here if you ever need any counselling or therapy 🙏🙏🙏 (Thought u were brilliant tho)

I mean I’m broke but I can pay you in tears

[thenixera]

Hey Chandler! Just one quick question. In Illegal Heathers, who do you think did the best besides you? I'd pick Mrs. Flemming. She tried her best.

My socks. They stole the whole damn show

[thenixera]

This is why I still pursue my dream. Thank you so much love, your support means the world ❤️

Dear Illegal Heather Chandler. I know you’ve probably heard this a million times by now, but honestly seeing how well you’re reacting to everyone’s criticisms and questions about illegal heathers really shows how brilliant you really are. Thank you for being an inspiration to everyone anywhere.

P.S I actually loved your performance in the little clips I’ve seen. You stole that show.

[apolkadotnerd]

In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

[blushnhoney]

I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar

[so-meticulous]

an icon

[thenixera]

Hi i just wanted to say that first i am in love with your voice and Second I wanted to ask of during your performance in illegal heathers were supposed to say “I am sorry” to the audience during the end of Me inside of Me or was that just something you wanted to do! Again you have an amazing voice!

Thank you! And yes, it was something I decided to put in! 😂💀