Jase Connolly

asking questions, trying to understand the answers.

[36answerswithjase]

hi jase. i’m outside, on the porch. i was knocking earlier but maybe you didn’t hear me over the drilling??

i figured i’d message here since i think you’ve blocked me everywhere else... anyway, i’m here. just.. waiting.

Yeah. I heard you knocking. I just assumed if I stayed still long enough you'd, like, despawn...?

I'll be out in a minute Nat-Judith..

[36questionswithnataliee]

pfft. despawning would’ve been wildly convenient though. but here i am! :)

[36answerswithjase]

I’m coming out, stay on your side of the room though, okay? Ok.

[36questionswithnataliee]

okay yes, staying on my side, fine. just listen, i have an envelope and if you check what’s inside it’ll make sense, i swear-

...wait is that a duck!!??

are we in the fourth season of friends?? ^O^

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Yeah, this is the episode where we find out that Rachel is a compulsive liar. Who’s been lying about who she is for the past.. two years—that her name is even Rachel, and RIGHTFULLY! Ross gets upset, and says “get away from me crazy person I don’t even know you.” She still somehow, found where Ross’ house is, even though he never told her the address.

[36answerswithjase]

hi jase. i’m outside, on the porch. i was knocking earlier but maybe you didn’t hear me over the drilling??

i figured i’d message here since i think you’ve blocked me everywhere else... anyway, i’m here. just.. waiting.

Yeah. I heard you knocking. I just assumed if I stayed still long enough you'd, like, despawn...?

I'll be out in a minute Nat-Judith..

[36questionswithnataliee]

pfft. despawning would’ve been wildly convenient though. but here i am! :)

[36answerswithjase]

I’m coming out, stay on your side of the room though, okay? Ok.

[36answerswithjase]

hi jase. i’m outside, on the porch. i was knocking earlier but maybe you didn’t hear me over the drilling??

i figured i’d message here since i think you’ve blocked me everywhere else... anyway, i’m here. just.. waiting.

Yeah. I heard you knocking. I just assumed if I stayed still long enough you'd, like, despawn...?

I'll be out in a minute Nat-Judith..

[36answerswithjase]

What's Henry's favorite food evr🥹🥹🥹🥹

I don’t think he believes in having a favorite food, with that being said—Henry’s preferred food is whatever I’m eating!

I assume this is less about taste, and more about asserting dominance..

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Update—Henry has decided he enjoys being pet.

He hasn’t objected to his new name, which is impressive considering he’s been judging me for the last.. twenty minutes?

Anyway, Henry lives here now.

[36answerswithjase]

There’s a duck on my porch..

He’s been there for about an hour?? Doesn’t seem to have any plans of leaving. I’ve named him Henry because it felt appropriate.

I’m starting to think this is his house now.

[36answerswithjase]

I’ve spent roughly half my savings trying to fix up this old house. So that’s going great. At least I still have wine!