Royal Trash-Kin

i identify as garbage

[royaltrashkin]

Aww did the industry plant's feelings get hurt, aww poor little nepo baby :( how can u cope with being called out?? did you get a paper cut on your taint wiping your ass with the money you exploited from those more talented than you

[royaltrashkin]

I thought it was 3 nickels? I remember 2 attempts before this one. Or do you mean something else?

I only know about two """attempts""" but that doesn't mean there isn't a third. He's basically that girl in junior high who fakes needing a knee brace any time a big project is due soon.

[royaltrashkin]

[soap-bucket-9540]

I'm so tired.

[royaltrashkin]

"tHiS iS wHy We NeEd A nEw BaLlRoOm"

Shuuuut up just shut UPPP just shut the fUCK upppp oh my god goddddd shut up stfuuuuu omgggg

[royaltrashkin]

[royaltrashkin]

One of the Fox News Anchors, prior to the event and to drum up views, said people needed to watch tonight because exciting things would happen and that there would be "shots fired." I cannot make this up.

[royaltrashkin]

[royaltrashkin]

I want to tell a joke about having two nickels but . . . No, I shan't say it.

[royaltrashkin]

[royaltrashkin]

Gallons

(Trigger warning for Epstein Files)

I wake, it's dark, my phone is screaming; Amber Alert, car make and model and license, last seen with someone who may flee the state (some must have been taken like this). Hours later I wake and head to my car, gauge needle tittering above empty, but I have more in my tank (tanks full of sulfuric acid) than I do in my bank (he bought an island) but tomorrow is payday so I have to wait (they paid him). The price on the station is up three cents from last night and my low gas bell sings as I pull into work and check my emails (oh god, the emails, the emails) and am reminded with structured jargon (typos and redactions and god the pictures the pictures) that emails and Teams messages need to be responded to in a timely manner, on or off the clock, and watch your hours, we need to cut back, the budget's in red (what's the cost of sulfuric acid these days) and the government pulled funding (the government he built) but work needs done (but they're not doing anything). A full day's work will not fill my car (how big were those tanks) but I need to get here on time so I don't get fired (they're all still in office) but I can't go to the station until after midnight when my paycheck hits (they spent billions, billions). My phone screams; Amber Alert resolved, the child is safe (but so many weren't) and I leave when I clock out, being eyed by those on salary as they mutter must be nice, must be nice, must be nice (he had to have employed people to run an island) and drive by the same gas station on my way home, the price has gone up ten cents since this morning, and a quarter tank can last me a week if I do nothing but work (he had tanks, tanks) and my low fuel bell rings and (of sulfuric acid) i can't afford more than a quarter (tanks full, they were full) tank of gas (of sulfuric acid) but he can afford (tanks full of sulfuric acid) gallons.

[royaltrashkin]

Elon was all

Dear Jeff,

I wrote you but you still ain't callin', I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom, I sent two letters back in autumn you must not've got 'em, there was probably a problem at the post office or somethin'

[royaltrashkin]

To quote Ghislaine Maxwell; "Bummer!"

[scrumptiousangst]

Too toxic for crime island? No wonder he tried to create so many offspring

[royaltrashkin]

We know why he ratted out Trump. He was jealous! "How come Mr Orange gets invited and not me, the man whose chest served as the design plan for my explosively shitty cybertrucks?"

[royaltrashkin]

To quote Ghislaine Maxwell; "Bummer!"

[vampmissedith]

Remember in history class and they would talk shit about Caligula and how he was a pervert who fucked a horse and clearly had some kind of mental illness and you'd be like lol that would never happen today

[royaltrashkin]

[royaltrashkin]

This is a genuine question, and that's why I am asking it on tumblr and not, like, facebook: Now that the No Kings Protest happened and we have had people dressed as frogs etc in Portland and other areas, what had it accomplished? What have any of the protests and calling representatives and signing petitions and boycotting Target, Walmart, etc, actually done? I know boycotting Disney did get them to reverse their decision, but even still, what did that accomplish? Because the government still shut down and let's be honest, I don't ever see any Republican backing down about healthcare so it will not open until their demands are met. The Epstein Files will never be released. Trump will never see justice, and neither will any of his cohorts. When Trump eventually passes of old age, his cohorts will continue doing what they're doing. I know someone is going to say "stop being so defeatist and fear mongering, that's what they want!" but thats all they ever say. "Remain positive and fight and protest and vote!" Okay we are doing that and have been doing that and it doesn't seem to have accomplished anything. Now, either that means I cannot find the news stating the good it's done, in which case I am genuinely asking you to show me this, or it really hasn't done anything at all. Is it just harm reduction? Every time I see a post like "dont give up! Thats what they want! Fight!" There's is absolutely NO suggestions or examples of what that means or what it accomplished. It just feels totally empty. How do I combat this feeling because I KNOW this feeling is bad for us, good for them, but I don't see how anything we have done has actually accomplished anything. Is it news suppression and thats why I am not seeing it or is it really not doing anything? This is a genuine actual question, I am not trying to convince people into nihilism. I am trying to prevent myself from being nihilist anout this, and am seeking proof that it is worth trying with actual results, not just generic platitudes like "resist!" without 1) examples or 2) proof it is working. Please help.

[swansong-the-final-effort]

op, i recommend checking out these substacks for their optimistic and informed/cited opinions. also look into an indivisible group near you, they're the ones who organized no kings and who have strong next steps to take. i've read about there being weak links in the gop, and theres a chance elections tomorrow will show more.

The Status Kuo | Jay Kuo | Substack

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Letters from an American | Heather Cox Richardson | Substack

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[royaltrashkin]

This is a genuine question, and that's why I am asking it on tumblr and not, like, facebook: Now that the No Kings Protest happened and we have had people dressed as frogs etc in Portland and other areas, what had it accomplished? What have any of the protests and calling representatives and signing petitions and boycotting Target, Walmart, etc, actually done? I know boycotting Disney did get them to reverse their decision, but even still, what did that accomplish? Because the government still shut down and let's be honest, I don't ever see any Republican backing down about healthcare so it will not open until their demands are met. The Epstein Files will never be released. Trump will never see justice, and neither will any of his cohorts. When Trump eventually passes of old age, his cohorts will continue doing what they're doing. I know someone is going to say "stop being so defeatist and fear mongering, that's what they want!" but thats all they ever say. "Remain positive and fight and protest and vote!" Okay we are doing that and have been doing that and it doesn't seem to have accomplished anything. Now, either that means I cannot find the news stating the good it's done, in which case I am genuinely asking you to show me this, or it really hasn't done anything at all. Is it just harm reduction? Every time I see a post like "dont give up! Thats what they want! Fight!" There's is absolutely NO suggestions or examples of what that means or what it accomplished. It just feels totally empty. How do I combat this feeling because I KNOW this feeling is bad for us, good for them, but I don't see how anything we have done has actually accomplished anything. Is it news suppression and thats why I am not seeing it or is it really not doing anything? This is a genuine actual question, I am not trying to convince people into nihilism. I am trying to prevent myself from being nihilist anout this, and am seeking proof that it is worth trying with actual results, not just generic platitudes like "resist!" without 1) examples or 2) proof it is working. Please help.

[royaltrashkin]

Maybe I just want to get my cunt rawed while I fuck the person rawing me with my cock, you know, is that too much to ask? To both give and receive? Simultaneously? Get a sloppy wet hole while slopping their hole wet? Also four million dollars. Especially four million dollars.