39 Clues Headcanons

MADRIGAL { trust no one } A headcanons-only blog dedicated to the 39 Clues series. Feel free to send an ask or submit. Featured branch of the month: Madrigal

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Can we submit head cannons through the ask box?

Yes!

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WE’VE REACHED 100 HEADCANONS!!

keep sending them in! please make sure to go through the tags to make sure similar ones haven’t already been posted (we’ve had a few in the past). 

we love you guys!

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100. Vikram didn’t know how to drive until Hope taught him. At the end of his first lesson they ended up banging in the backseat.

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99. Whenever they play football, both Jonah and Hamilton team up against Ian. However, when they play soccer, Ian kicks both their butts.

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98. Ian was miffed that Amy didn’t seem to mind his interest in Cara. I mean come on, she could just be a little bit jealous, couldn’t she?

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97. Ian is allergic to peanuts but he doesn’t know it yet, because he’s never actually eaten a peanut.

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96. When Ian and Amy were first seen in public together, Hamilton and Jonah followed them because they ship them.

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Who You Should Fight: 39 Clues Edition

Amy: She took and survived the Master Serum, sure it's not in her system anymore but who knows? There might be a little bit lingering in there still. Do not fight Amy Cahill under Any Circumstance.

Dan: Dan would love to fight you. Dan would PVP you. Meet you in the pit. Fight Dan Cahill for the EXP but don't expect to win.

Hamilton: Do Not Engage under Any Circumstance. Hamilton Holt will use your body as a club for the next poor sap that tries to fight him. Repeat. Do Not Engage under Any Circumstance.

Ian: Ian isn't great at fighting. Have you seen him fight? Didn't think so. Doesn't mean he won't kick your ass though. Dude probably knows how to poison you with your own saliva. Do Not Fight Ian Kabra.

Natalie: Why would you fight a little girl? She's so cute and precious and she's already shot you with her dart gun. You're down. Oh now she's called in Ian. Do Not Fight Natalie Kabra.

Jonah: Jonah's muscles are fake, just like his personality. However, Hamilton happens to be his best friend. A great defense mechanism. Only fight Jonah if Hamilton is gone.

Reagan: Into ballet so she could easily backhand you with her foot. Backfoot you? Still, she's young. You both could use the experience. Do Fight Reagan Holt.

Madison: Do we even know if she's still alive? Whatever. Do Fight Madison Holt.

Sinead: Has turned into a Grade A wimp because of various relevant and irrelevant plot devices. Probably needs a good kick to the face. Do Fight Sinead Starling.

Ted: A complete nerd face. You will win, but you'll feel bad about it because he's blind. Do (Not) Fight Ted Starling.

Ned: A complete nerd face. You will win, but you'll feel bad about it because he's got crippling headaches. Do (Not) Fight Ned Starling.

Evan: Dude this dude is like. Oh man. Seriously. He's the dude that's your sidekick throughout the entire game but it turns out he's the mastermind/final boss. Do Not Fight Evan Tolliver.

Atticus: Are you even joking. The entire cast and half the fandom will beat you up if you attempt this. Do Not Fight Atticus Rosenbloom.

Jake: If you have the chance to engage, go for it. Always Fight Jake Rosenbloom.

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95. When Sinead turned 23, she invented the time machine, keeping it a secret from the other Cahills who might want to use it to save those who had been lost along the way to peace. She knew that if the time machine was abused, it could alter the world forever. However, she wanted so badly to go back to the day of the explosion and save her brothers from harm that she was forced to destroy the machine. The temptation was too great.

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94. Ian Kabra speaks multiple languages, including French. He once tried wooing Amy in French, when they were little, and she punched him.

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theme of the “month” has been updated to madrigal for all those lucian haters out there

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93. Dan is asexual, maybe aromantic too.

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92. Ian Kabra switches to an Indian accent just to make Amy laugh.

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Is this still around? I think it's great

It is! We just haven’t gotten any submissions in a while. Yall should fix that. 

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91. Bae Oh was sitting quietly in prison, taking in every word, every bruise and every insult directed at him since he knows his personal guard will bust him out and he’ll be the one throwing it all back.

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Lucian has been your featured branch for like two months already. Is this tumblr still alive?

lucian 4 life

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90. Ted and Reagan became friends during their imprisonment and continued to be friends after their rescue.